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Megamind Incorrect Quotes!
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Just incorrect quotes for all megamind characters!
I do not care if you don't like the 2nd film and series <3
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15 years ago we saw our spec script come to life. This happened five years after we wrote it and everyone passed. DON’T GIVE UP. Sometimes it takes time to find the people who believe in your story as much as you do. Happy Anniversary, #Megamind
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Roxanne: You could've died, Megs!

Megamind: The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

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August 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Nighty Knight: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! *throwing water bottles*
Behemoth: Uh, what's up with him?
Lady Doppler: He's trying to yell mental wellbeing into us.
Nighty Knight: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Pierre, crying: its working

#megamind #doomsyndicate #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes
August 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Machiavillain: I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying.

#megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes
August 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Machiavillain: Once in the fifth grade this kid called me a 'homo' and I thought it meant homeless.

Machiavillain: And I was so confused I said "But Jeremy you've been to my house"

#megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes
August 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Megamind: So. I'm in love.

Chum: In love?

Megamind: With Machiavillain.

Chum: Machiavillain?

Megamind: Yes. Thoughts?

Chum: And prayers. You're going to need them.

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August 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Nighty Knight: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Pierre: It was autocorrect.

Nighty Knight: So, autocorrect wrote "You're so hot please step on me"?

Pierre: Yes

#megamind #pierrepressure #nightyknight #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes
August 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Machiavillain: Fuck you

Megamind: Is that an insult or a to do list?

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August 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Machiavillain: I don't identify as 'male' or 'female'. I identify as a warning

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August 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Doppler: Oh good, you're not busy.
Pierre, applying his mime makeup: Actually, Gail... *turns his head to face her* I am busy...!
#megamind #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #megamindrules #LadyDoppler #PierrePressure #incorrectquotes
June 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Machiavillain: Contrary to popular belief, I do not approve of senseless violence. I only approve of very sensible and rational violence, which is all the violence that my buddies and I specifically commit

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August 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Megamind: Everyone over 5'5 doesn't deserve happiness

Machiavillain: What??? Didn't hear you all the way down there??? Do you need a ladder?? I can get you a ladder

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August 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Megamind: I will not even hesitate to strangle you on Monday.

Machiavillain: Can you even reach my neck?

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August 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Megamind: 'Self-destructive is a bit too harsh..

Megamind: I prefer to frame it as 'Constructive for everyone other than myself'.

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August 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Behemoth: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that's just fucked up. You know I'm dumb as hell. Like come on.

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August 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Nighty Knight: Crushes are the worst.

Pierre: For real, whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on I start acting stupid.

Nighty Knight: You're always acting stupid.

Pierre: Yeah don't think about it too much.

#megamind #pierrepressure #nightyknight #megamindrules #incorrectquotes
August 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Megamind: I'm so happy that two of my favourite people are getting along now!

Chum: Uh, Roxanne and Machiavillain are not getting along.

Megamind: Well, they're not trying to kill each other.

Chum: You may have a point.

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August 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Dude Monkey: Dudes who order boneless wings close the fridge with their hips

Machiavillain: Yeah?? And what of it?? My hands are full and my ass is fat, you fucking wish you were me

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August 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Machiavillain: I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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August 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Metro Man: Most importantly, the Mayor's orders were "Only Misdemeanours, Weiners".

Megamind: Why do you follow people's directions when you could literally pick them up and throw them out the window?

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August 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Machiavillain: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!

Machiavillain: Ha, just kidding!

Machiavillain: I have killed several people

Machiavillain: :3

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August 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Pierre Pressure: *exists*

Nighty Knight: Ugh, I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.

Lady Doppler: Well, you don't have to.

Nighty Knight: Nah, I'm gonna.

#megamind #nightyknight #ladydoppler #pierrepressure #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes
August 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Nighty Knight: Truth or dare?

Pierre: Truth.

Nighty Knight: I dare you to come over here and kiss me!

Pierre: *Getting up* Alright.

Behemoth: …But he didn’t even choose dare?

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August 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Behemoth: Change is inedible.

Lady Doppler: Don’t you mean ‘inevitable’?

Behemoth: *spits out a bunch of pennies* I do not.

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August 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Pierre: I’m incredibly fast at maths.

Nighty Knight: Alright, what’s 30 x 17?

Pierre: 47.

Nighty Knight: That’s not even close.

Pierre: But it was fast!

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August 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM