Micah Drake
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Micah Drake
@megadrake.bsky.social
Now I am become Clown, Tickler of worlds.

Substack about silly good things: https://open.substack.com/pub/micahdrake

I like writing and talking to myself very loudly when I think I’m home alone.
I just thought things went ad free for a second so there was a break in the flow of introducing new advertisers to video ad production. Now the talent is doing SEO whatever and video ads are the dregs
February 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
When I was in highschool I read out the chorus of Inside Out to a metalhead in shop class (appropriate place for him to be), and he conceded it went sufficiently hard.

I don’t know any of their other songs but I felt very accomplished that day
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
We see this also in the windmill of “making the perfect sport with the perfect rules” we tilt at in our obsession in ideological purity. It’s not sports. We’re not doing sports. Stop doing sports and just feed people.
October 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The problem is that we do think of this like sports, therefore we conclude the other team is “cheating” since they’re playing by different rules than us, but basketball teams don’t begrudge baseball teams their bats. Tbf they don’t have to because they’re playing different sports.
October 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
In these communities, Evangelicalism is the default action following conviction. Of course they assume passionate trans allies are necessarily recruiting. It’s what they’d do if they were in that position.
October 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Reposted by Micah Drake
If you take the average ultramarathon times of top 100 men and top 100 women, considering distances over 195 miles, the average time of women is *lower* than the average time of men.

Sometimes men win. Sometimes women.

The fastest women ultramarathon runners can beat *horses* over those distances.
August 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Gundam G is the least Gundam Gundam but it’s also such great fun.
July 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
How much has the church explored this weaponized generosity against political forces instead of, like, soon-to-be-colonized people?
July 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM