“You know in France when a cat is stuck in a tree they don’t call the fire department, they call Wemby”

*clanks another three*

“Just so incredibly tall”

desantis just never had the sauce

he’s short and weird and not very human looking

how do I know if people check out the horse without a view counter

American Spirit is the gayest cigarettes respect

Why do we have to fight all hotdogs are valid

So smoking cigarettes is fine then

didn’t need the warning

did Bernie bros make Hillary lose?

kink at pride?

cis male lesbians valid?

Personally I think we should revisit Jill Stein that didn’t get nearly enough play

Anthony Edwards -- the No. 1 pick in the 2020 NBA Draft -- lands his massive rookie extension. Timberwolves are building the franchise around him, and now he's rewarded with a deal that secures him long-term as the cornerstone star.

just gonna repost Woj tweets wholesale here to get a following