really sick of pretending that having an android phone is ok

sorry, it is wrong that you have green message bubbles you are a fucking freak!

check out this horse

I love how threads is bad but has such a massive monetary force behind it that it might just win anyway

threads abandons a certain sense of anonymity that my posts aren’t quite ready for

had a good bm today

*fireworks going off outside*

me: heh, what is this, an Oppenheimer showing?

Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards has agreed on a five-year designated rookie maximum deal that could be worth $260 million, his agents Bill Duffy and Joe Branch of WME tell ESPN.

oh 90% of my office scheduled today off weeks ago looks like I’m the only asshole that didn’t see this stupid ass work day coming

turns out the bluesky rate limit is literally just running out of posts to read

you ever wanna kill yourself and then you order hot wings and you get more flats than drums and you can go another day

The Sacramento Kings are signing No. 34 overall pick Colby Jones out of Xavier on a four-year, $8.76 million rookie deal, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Two years guaranteed. Jones becomes the first player signed under NBA’s new Second Round Pick Exception.

The Warriors have reshaped their backcourt bench with Joseph, Chris Paul and Santa Clara's Brandin Podziemski. #warriors #nba

Free agent guard Cory Joseph has agreed on a one-year deal with the Golden State Warriors,
@KlutchSports
CEO Rich Paul and agent Brandon Cavanaugh tell ESPN. Joseph averaged seven points and 3.5 assists for the Pistons a season ago.

my first day on bluesky and there's a popular post describing a tiktok instead of just posting it because the website doesn't do video yet??

i am unleashed