Looooolz

Screaming

Please know that somewhere at my core I am also just Bart asking Milhouse's Mom to tell him he's good.

There is an enmeshment here that haunts me not so quietly as an observer with two dead boomer parents.

Never a waste!

Welp at least it ain't just me

Have I failed as a parent?

I did not want to bake so we decide to make Chex mix with white chocolate and candy and sprinkles blah blah blah and there's so much fucking Chex mix in this house right now we're drowning in it. I grossly underestimated our end product.

Few better sounds than a child immersed in weird pretend play in another room?

The children should know

My mom worked for there for most of my life. Her best friend worked in LIC in an exec position forever and she's legit the bestest lady I know. I think you're in good hands.

It's giving Grampa Simpson