My 8-year-old saw this image on my iPad and immediately said “I need that picture; I need that cat!” 😂

We put a “Monster Spray” sticker on Febreze and would spray it in the girls’ room telling them that this would keep the monsters away… that and about 30 nightlights that keep multiplying 🤷🏻‍♂️

My 8-year-old is on the Hobbit snack schedule: 1st breakfast, 2nd breakfast, elevensies, 1st lunch, 2nd lunch, mid-afternoon snack, pre-dinner snack, {barely eats dinner}, post-dinner snack, then 1st dessert— with option of 2nd dessert.

Silly Shock

Oops… my bad… I thought we were quoting Airplane!

… Do you like movies about gladiators?

I almost asked if my elderly patient needed a SLUMS when they asked for the COVID vaccine as I was certain they were demented 😵‍💫

You find some one with moderation lists, like @numb.comfortab.ly , and subscribe and then select “mute all” or “block all”

Hmmm… I seem to have blocked myself— that can’t be a good sign 😅🤐

Clearly, this is in reference to Karoline’s earrings. Karine went a little simple with her choice.

I find that death is a common way that patients will fail to compete their PFTs. This is closely followed by inability to put down the cigarette long enough to perform the testing…

Top guesses:
Perichondritis- oral ciprofloxacin
Impetigo- topical mupirocin

So, so true 🐻 😢

As I watch the Colts (whose fans also may require some element of therapy since the departure of Peyton Manning), I can at least take solace that they and my Bears seem to be trying this week 🤞