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Jen Heller
@mediumheadgirl.bsky.social
I remain as ever disappointed but no more surprised.
scanE is now available for FREE on the Google Workspace Marketplace! It scans your emails for AI-generated content with over 97% accuracy. I added a fun new feature for the occasion: Robot Mode, which makes the results more...robotic. 😉https://workspace.google.com/marketplace/app/scane/863384866921
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Introducing summE 2.0! my improved email summarizer add-on has streamlined code and runs faster than ever.
- identifies scams/phishing attempts
- summarize emails as few as 100 words
- skips large emails that would time out
Add it to Gmail FREE: workspace.google.com/marketplace/...
summE - Google Workspace Marketplace
summE is a Gmail™ Add-on that summarizes emails using OpenAI's API. Open any email, and summE will provide a one-paragraph summary directly in the Add-on panel.
workspace.google.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
On this day in 1970, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence (that request came from his wife), and the rest is history. #theoddcouple #oddcoupleday
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Surely you jest!
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Behind every self-righteous post about purported "performative" and "privileged" protests is the liberal guilt of one who's doing fuck-all to fight fascism: an alliterative thread about #NoKings.
October 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I know what you're thinking: that I haven't posted a selfie in forever, and that my hair looks especially good today. Well, I needed a new profile pic, and it's the conditioner. 😉
October 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Am I actually losing my mind, or has "temperament" always been spelled with an a in the middle?
September 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Definition of AI: A computer that's supposed to think like a human but neither thinks like a computer nor a human.
September 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I'm happy to announce that 2 web apps I developed have been approved by Google!

summE - Gmail add-on that summarizes any email in 1 paragraph: workspace.google.com/marketplace/...

scrollE - Chrome extension that automatically scrolls any webpage: chromewebstore.google.com/detail/scrol...
September 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
70s TV shows are so hard to meme, but I had to give it a shot. #MaryHartmanMartyHartman
September 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I know we were all waiting for him to issue a statement on this important issue. He has yet to announce which version it is. I'm hoping for Christopher Reeve, but I would also accept Tim Daly.
September 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Currently chatting with ChatGPT-5, and I almost referred to GPT-5-mini as "your son," as in "That's the same mistake your son made."

Your. Son. 😬
August 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
One year before Adam F. Goldberg took us "back in the '80s," Chris O'Dowd had been there and done that.
open.substack.com/pub/rerunrew...
The Goldbergs is Basically Moone Boy in America. Prove me wrong.
Two shows about young boys growing up in the 1980s came out in the 2010s.
open.substack.com
August 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Meme of the day #TheGoldbergs
August 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Danielle was comedic force who made me laugh whenever she was on screen, and in later years she cared for animals as a veterinarian and activist. In his book, Ted Bergman raved about how smart, sweet, and professional she was, even at such a young age. This is a great loss to the world. RIP Dee. 💔
Danielle Spencer, Child Star Of ‘What’s Happening!!’, Dies At 60
Danielle Spencer, the former child star who played sharp-tongued Dee on "What’s Happening!!," died August 11, according to a post on Instagram by co-star Haywood Nelson.
www.forbes.com
August 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This article is about the biggest problem with AI that no one talks about. It's not the technology; it's us. Find out why here: casualauthor.substack.com/p/youre-abso...
You’re absolutely right!
The real problem with AI isn’t the technology: it’s us.
casualauthor.substack.com
August 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Stop making yourself more depressed. Read trash; watch sitcoms. I explain why in my latest article on Rerun Rewind: rerunrewind.substack.com/p/read-trash...
Read trash; watch sitcoms.
Why light entertainment is essential in heavy times
rerunrewind.substack.com
August 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I wrote an article about a feeling that, until now, hasn't had a name: "nowwhatism," the grief of accomplishing your goals, as demonstrated by the story of a guy who flew 15,000 feet in the air on a lawn chair tied to balloons. Read it here: open.substack.com/pub/casualau...
It’s the Pictures That Got Small: Nowwhatism and the Grief of Accomplishing Your Goals
You've made your dream come true...now what?
open.substack.com
July 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
As the human brain ages, many changes take place. Parts of the brain shrink, inflammation increases, blood flow decreases, and communication between neurons becomes less efficient. These changes often lead to cognitive decline. That's why people get more right-wing as they get older.
July 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
People, I am begging you: PLEASE do not rely on the Google AI summary when you search! It is almost always wrong, and it presents false answers as fact. It literally just makes stuff up, and according to this article, it's telling people to eat glue: www.404media.co/googles-ai-i...
Google’s AI Is Destroying Search, the Internet, and Your Brain
Google’s AI Overview, which is easy to fool into stating nonsense as fact, is stopping people from finding and supporting small businesses and credible sources.
www.404media.co
July 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
July 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Today is World Sjögren’s Day. Sjögren’s disease is an autoimmune disease that causes systemic dryness, fatigue, and chronic pain. It's is the 2nd most common rheumatic autoimmune disease in America, and 90% of people diagnosed with it are women. Learn more about Sjögren’s at sjogrens.org.
July 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Today's Scam City will make you go "Ooooh!" This scammer wrote me a poem about bees, and what happened next will shock you. rerunrewind.substack.com/p/scam-city-...
July 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I used both ChatGPT and Claude to try to find the name of an obscure sketch from The State by describing what I remembered about it. Long story short, ChatGPT nailed it the first time; Claude was completely unhelpful.

If you're curious, it was "Borscht Boy" from season 4, episode 5.
July 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM