Andy Carlson-McNab
@mediocrerolemodel.bsky.social
I write/produce theatre for Wallflower Theatre Company. Became Gamera, friend to all children so gradually I didn’t even notice. A Dandy guy in space. Rebel without a clue since ‘87 (He/Him) Allegedly The Male Feminist Final Boss.
I think Richard Nixon would be remembered a lot more fondly if he’d resigned from the presidency in disgrace to open a bar called Tricky Dick’s in the shadiest part of town.
He just seems like he’d have been better suited to being a Moe Syzslak except morally bankrupt & easy to spit on type.
He just seems like he’d have been better suited to being a Moe Syzslak except morally bankrupt & easy to spit on type.
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I think Richard Nixon would be remembered a lot more fondly if he’d resigned from the presidency in disgrace to open a bar called Tricky Dick’s in the shadiest part of town.
He just seems like he’d have been better suited to being a Moe Syzslak except morally bankrupt & easy to spit on type.
He just seems like he’d have been better suited to being a Moe Syzslak except morally bankrupt & easy to spit on type.
shit. damn. motherfucker. 😢
October 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
shit. damn. motherfucker. 😢
I realized I’ve been overwhelmingly negative since I got here. So something lighter: noticed an old fashioned, wholesome insistence of my Dad’s: every baby should have a nice soft stuffed bear to cuddle up to. I like that & I think he’s right. Stuffys are great.
July 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I realized I’ve been overwhelmingly negative since I got here. So something lighter: noticed an old fashioned, wholesome insistence of my Dad’s: every baby should have a nice soft stuffed bear to cuddle up to. I like that & I think he’s right. Stuffys are great.
Anybody else think Haim’s Down To Be Wrong is basically just the vocal melody of Tom Petty’s It’s Good To Be King stitched to the chugging guitar line after the bridge of Free Fallin’? This is not a bad thing at all, song rules, it’s just it hit me immediately & I need to know if anyone else agrees.
July 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Anybody else think Haim’s Down To Be Wrong is basically just the vocal melody of Tom Petty’s It’s Good To Be King stitched to the chugging guitar line after the bridge of Free Fallin’? This is not a bad thing at all, song rules, it’s just it hit me immediately & I need to know if anyone else agrees.
God this Wrestlemania preshow is fucking horrible. Just people mumbling ads into the abyss.
April 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
God this Wrestlemania preshow is fucking horrible. Just people mumbling ads into the abyss.
Lazy Sunday with the TV Off beat goes shockingly hard.
February 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Lazy Sunday with the TV Off beat goes shockingly hard.
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February 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
God Poillivere is such a fucking knob.
February 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
God Poillivere is such a fucking knob.
Whoever it was that didn’t vote for Ichiro Suzuki to go into the Baseball Hall of Fame is a racist who is going to hell. That is all.
January 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Whoever it was that didn’t vote for Ichiro Suzuki to go into the Baseball Hall of Fame is a racist who is going to hell. That is all.
Jeez Liberals this is just sad. Yeah fight a loud populist asshat with a wonk. Clown shit. I’m aware of the difference between an economist & a banker, but yeah run a guy who’s resume has the word “bank” in it, during a period in history where we’re cheering CEOs getting merc’d. Real smart.
January 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Jeez Liberals this is just sad. Yeah fight a loud populist asshat with a wonk. Clown shit. I’m aware of the difference between an economist & a banker, but yeah run a guy who’s resume has the word “bank” in it, during a period in history where we’re cheering CEOs getting merc’d. Real smart.
So he’s gone now, are you gonna be normal now? Have all the world’s problems been solved. Is it finally time to scrape your embarrassing bumper stickers off your car & finally look at the restraining order & divorce petition under the magnet on your fridge? Hmm? Huh?
January 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
So he’s gone now, are you gonna be normal now? Have all the world’s problems been solved. Is it finally time to scrape your embarrassing bumper stickers off your car & finally look at the restraining order & divorce petition under the magnet on your fridge? Hmm? Huh?
Holy shit. Today is my birthday, the day I became 6 years older than Hans Moleman. Ancient am I.
December 31, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Holy shit. Today is my birthday, the day I became 6 years older than Hans Moleman. Ancient am I.
Weird reversal of Christmas music happenings this year: I made it until today without hearing All I Want For Christmas Is You & was maybe 3 minutes into work on December 1st when I lost Whammageddon. It used to be the opposite. Oh well strange world yadda yadda yadda Merry Holidays y’all.
December 25, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Weird reversal of Christmas music happenings this year: I made it until today without hearing All I Want For Christmas Is You & was maybe 3 minutes into work on December 1st when I lost Whammageddon. It used to be the opposite. Oh well strange world yadda yadda yadda Merry Holidays y’all.
Saw a Cybertruck out in the wild just now. God it’s even uglier than I imagined. Am I a coward for saying this here and not on the bird app? Probably, but still I lol’d at that hideous machine. It’s like a shit food prep counter with sharp corners. The bastard child of the Pontiac Aztec & the Homer.
December 21, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Saw a Cybertruck out in the wild just now. God it’s even uglier than I imagined. Am I a coward for saying this here and not on the bird app? Probably, but still I lol’d at that hideous machine. It’s like a shit food prep counter with sharp corners. The bastard child of the Pontiac Aztec & the Homer.
Belated token Wrapped/Replay. This is pretty accurate despite me not actually using Apple Music that often.
December 19, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Belated token Wrapped/Replay. This is pretty accurate despite me not actually using Apple Music that often.
If I had a nickel for every time I (accidentally) converted someone to atheism I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot of nickels but it’s weird that it’s happened twice. Also if I had a nickel for every time I ruined Bohemian Rhapsody by reminding people about Walk Hard, I’d also have 2 nickels…
December 12, 2024 at 5:56 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I (accidentally) converted someone to atheism I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot of nickels but it’s weird that it’s happened twice. Also if I had a nickel for every time I ruined Bohemian Rhapsody by reminding people about Walk Hard, I’d also have 2 nickels…
Just occurred to me, I went 2 years without making an obvious joke. *has heart attack while trying to go to a music festival*
“Guess my HEART wasn’t into seeing The National today”.
“Guess my HEART wasn’t into seeing The National today”.
December 12, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Just occurred to me, I went 2 years without making an obvious joke. *has heart attack while trying to go to a music festival*
“Guess my HEART wasn’t into seeing The National today”.
“Guess my HEART wasn’t into seeing The National today”.
Okay I’m killing my boutique theatre company’s twitbox so I’m spamming the only thread I like from it out of pure narcissism starting here. I think it’s interesting you probably won’t be, but *shrugs*…
November 16, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Okay I’m killing my boutique theatre company’s twitbox so I’m spamming the only thread I like from it out of pure narcissism starting here. I think it’s interesting you probably won’t be, but *shrugs*…
I’ve descended far enough into soreness and madness on this work trip that I’ve fallen in love with the glamour shot they use in the ad for the woman doing the casino’s Taylor Swift tribute show. I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 92.
November 16, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I’ve descended far enough into soreness and madness on this work trip that I’ve fallen in love with the glamour shot they use in the ad for the woman doing the casino’s Taylor Swift tribute show. I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 92.
Just saw the Phrase “Original Eagles Tribute Band” in the casino I’m working in for the week it occurred to me that the first round of tribute bands are also probably approaching death just like the bands their homaging which is depressing stuff. You’re welcome social media.
November 13, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Just saw the Phrase “Original Eagles Tribute Band” in the casino I’m working in for the week it occurred to me that the first round of tribute bands are also probably approaching death just like the bands their homaging which is depressing stuff. You’re welcome social media.
I now seemingly have the 47th highest score in the world on Puzzle Bobble.
November 11, 2024 at 4:52 AM
I now seemingly have the 47th highest score in the world on Puzzle Bobble.
If I stay here this time y’all getting a lot more niche shit on this timeline. Just to warn ya
November 8, 2024 at 7:59 PM
If I stay here this time y’all getting a lot more niche shit on this timeline. Just to warn ya
I always had more faith in society than the individual & that’s being tested now. But yeah look to the people you love & when you go out in the world try your damnest not to hurt them. That’s all I got. Be better than the world for as long as you have to & we might get lucky.
November 8, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I always had more faith in society than the individual & that’s being tested now. But yeah look to the people you love & when you go out in the world try your damnest not to hurt them. That’s all I got. Be better than the world for as long as you have to & we might get lucky.
It occurred to me this week that I was the extremely unqualified doorman/bouncer one night at a bar by my house for a few months & I broke up less fights during that period than then a four day work week in child care. And this was a very pleasant week!
November 10, 2023 at 4:17 AM
It occurred to me this week that I was the extremely unqualified doorman/bouncer one night at a bar by my house for a few months & I broke up less fights during that period than then a four day work week in child care. And this was a very pleasant week!
This middle eastern conflict is probably the 1st time the hopeless feelings of the last couple generations made sense to me. So much horror to come & the people suffering most are probably the ones born too recently to have any say when the dye had already been cast.
October 10, 2023 at 8:33 PM
This middle eastern conflict is probably the 1st time the hopeless feelings of the last couple generations made sense to me. So much horror to come & the people suffering most are probably the ones born too recently to have any say when the dye had already been cast.