I've started to collect friends of older generations. They now send me ridiculous news articles in which I have little to no interest.

It's wonderful. I didn't get the experience of elderly parents. I treasure the clickbait now for what it means.

Someone thought of me.

Has all of my existing identification been rendered invalid? Do they even know?

Am I now undocumented?

If you thought you were safe you may want to double check. When asked how I was doing this afternoon I blissfully piped "Fine." in my ignorance of executive order two.

#Stultus

Dr. Oz is going to be in charge of Medicare?

Just say you don't care about the elderly.

As I become comfortable with people the things I say usually become more stupid and debauched. Cause...friends! I have to really be mindful in newer social circles though. ||:Inner thoughts must remain inner thoughts.:||

All those books about the declines and falls of empires that I never read.... do they cover how dumb things were? I was unprepared for how dumb things were going to get.

I've been seeing rumblings of having Biden step down prior to the inauguration to have Harris assume the presidency. If that happens, does she then get to use the new sweeping presidential immunity to assume control and refuse to transfer power? I mean...that's what the last election was about.

My entrance fee of an adorable sleeping kitten with multi-colored beans.