M(t)F DOOM 🐾 Anya
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Read WARHOUND. “But Anya it’s 140k words!” I don’t care, read all of it, it will change your life
I hit 1,600 days clean from self harm yesterday. 20 year old Anya would be proud.
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I hit 1,600 days clean from self harm yesterday. 20 year old Anya would be proud.
Drinking white claws and eating oysters at 3 pm on Christmas Eve like god intended
December 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Drinking white claws and eating oysters at 3 pm on Christmas Eve like god intended
Thank you google, I’m from here actually
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Thank you google, I’m from here actually
Not letting me smoke on the train while I’m trying to look brooding and mysterious is lesbophobia
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Not letting me smoke on the train while I’m trying to look brooding and mysterious is lesbophobia
Slept through the solstice again lmao
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Slept through the solstice again lmao
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Women poisoning their husbands is a traditional cultural practice stretching back millennia. You should respect their traditions.
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Women poisoning their husbands is a traditional cultural practice stretching back millennia. You should respect their traditions.
Kill la Kill Honnou Town pinball would be amazing, why doesn’t this exist
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Kill la Kill Honnou Town pinball would be amazing, why doesn’t this exist
OUT FOR 2026: Netflix and Chill
IN FOR 2026: DS9 and Being Sad Online
IN FOR 2026: DS9 and Being Sad Online
December 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
OUT FOR 2026: Netflix and Chill
IN FOR 2026: DS9 and Being Sad Online
IN FOR 2026: DS9 and Being Sad Online
Read WARHOUND. “But Anya it’s 140k words!” I don’t care, read all of it, it will change your life
December 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Read WARHOUND. “But Anya it’s 140k words!” I don’t care, read all of it, it will change your life
My body is a machine that turns shawarma and sad playlists into fucking up at work
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My body is a machine that turns shawarma and sad playlists into fucking up at work
Just saw the Rome episode of Parts Unknown where he met Asia Argento and the whole time I was like
December 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Just saw the Rome episode of Parts Unknown where he met Asia Argento and the whole time I was like
I am not Sartha Thrace
I am not Sartha Thrace
I am not Sartha Thrace
… I am absolutely Sartha Thrace
I am not Sartha Thrace
I am not Sartha Thrace
… I am absolutely Sartha Thrace
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I am not Sartha Thrace
I am not Sartha Thrace
I am not Sartha Thrace
… I am absolutely Sartha Thrace
I am not Sartha Thrace
I am not Sartha Thrace
… I am absolutely Sartha Thrace
You just know you’re doing well when you’ve listened to Tijuana Sunrise 8 times in the last 12 hours
December 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You just know you’re doing well when you’ve listened to Tijuana Sunrise 8 times in the last 12 hours
Chat you’ll never guess what happened
Woman who had the worst day of her life, and yet, it goes on
December 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Chat you’ll never guess what happened
Having a normal one td
December 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Having a normal one td
Woman who had the worst day of her life, and yet, it goes on
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Woman who had the worst day of her life, and yet, it goes on
I know I’m cooked when I start breathing heavy at the French anti-smoking ad
December 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I know I’m cooked when I start breathing heavy at the French anti-smoking ad
McKinsey getting a special plaque for using 100 billion ChatGPT tokens is unsurprising but also so fucking demoralizing. A bunch of rich fucks are getting paid $300k/yr to let the lying machine run the world while they burn it down.
December 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
McKinsey getting a special plaque for using 100 billion ChatGPT tokens is unsurprising but also so fucking demoralizing. A bunch of rich fucks are getting paid $300k/yr to let the lying machine run the world while they burn it down.
My phone company put a lil ! in their email telling me I can pay my bill now. Yeah I know you’re excited about it champ but I’d rather die
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My phone company put a lil ! in their email telling me I can pay my bill now. Yeah I know you’re excited about it champ but I’d rather die
College making me put on a shirt to do exams? In MY house??? This is a prison
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
College making me put on a shirt to do exams? In MY house??? This is a prison
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The reason you sprinkle posts like "The brain is the Ass of the head" throughout your timeline is to preserve the insanity plea in case you ever need it
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The reason you sprinkle posts like "The brain is the Ass of the head" throughout your timeline is to preserve the insanity plea in case you ever need it
Everyone: Ottawa’s cold as fuck
Me in July: pfff I’ve worked outside in Toronto winters I’ll be fine
Me now: [distressed howling]
Me in July: pfff I’ve worked outside in Toronto winters I’ll be fine
Me now: [distressed howling]
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Everyone: Ottawa’s cold as fuck
Me in July: pfff I’ve worked outside in Toronto winters I’ll be fine
Me now: [distressed howling]
Me in July: pfff I’ve worked outside in Toronto winters I’ll be fine
Me now: [distressed howling]
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November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Nothing hits like the first paycheque from a new well-paying job
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Nothing hits like the first paycheque from a new well-paying job
Been thinking about this a lot since I started taking the bus again and only getting through half a cig. You gotta make sure not to light it too far from the stop or the bus will come just early enough for you to miss it
this is the same magical undercurrent that is used in the "summoning the bus" spell. simply light a cigarette and take one puff and the bus will appear
The trick to finding your lost items is to order its replacement. The lost one will magically be found as soon as you spend money
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Been thinking about this a lot since I started taking the bus again and only getting through half a cig. You gotta make sure not to light it too far from the stop or the bus will come just early enough for you to miss it