Ngl the entirety of div 5-11 a year ago being taught by literal div 5 player being gem from squid school, and people allowing/supporting him to do that was crazy. Like why did we allow a player hard stuck in div 5 for literal years teach players #compsplatoon

Is this a dogshit player for standing directly next to my crab for 70% of the duration of it, or am I the dogshit player for teamkilling? #splatooncomp

ngl the sq major only having 5/12 teams be actual good teams is crazy. Im not saying the game is dead, but something needs to change because like 25% of top level (+1) actually gives a fuck about a literal major #compsplatoon

i find it crazy that people dont ledge cancel while getting rm check. my reasoning for doing it is if you die mid animation, the rainmaker spawns on top of the pedestal instead of under it. (also its negligibly 2 frames faster than swimming up the pedestal normally) #compsplatoon

Reminder that booyah bomb tells the opponent where you are. If you happen to be a sharking 52 maybe dont booyah for your teammates. #compsplatoon