fitness probably isn't an option either!

i once tried to walk my cat. that experiment ended before it began when he acted as if the harness represented the weight of the world while slinking along the floor.

will Chonk be on a diet now?

a fate worse than death, some are saying

it's e-mission critical. translation: in other words, i require coffee to poop

i hope you'll be kind to yourself, Danica.

this helps me when i'm stressed out:

breathe in and hold 4 seconds or so, breathe out slowly over 4 seconds, hold a couple seconds and do it again.

i wholeheartedly support being horny on main for calves :)

"treasures of my louvre" sounds vaguely sensual and i'm here for it 🤩