monsieur marcel
@mechanicalmeat.bsky.social
artist, hockey player, programmer
i wholeheartedly support being horny on main for calves :)
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i wholeheartedly support being horny on main for calves :)
down with the dicktatorship from Santa Monica
October 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
down with the dicktatorship from Santa Monica
this is in no state to drive, even to my workplace The Slate Rock and Gravel Company
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
this is in no state to drive, even to my workplace The Slate Rock and Gravel Company
they recently watched "Airplane!" and blamed this man's *acting performance* on Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
they recently watched "Airplane!" and blamed this man's *acting performance* on Tylenol.
September 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
thank you, Danica!
here's another fun one :)
here's another fun one :)
September 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
thank you, Danica!
here's another fun one :)
here's another fun one :)
some digital art. it has been a long time since i've wanted to sketch. i hope it'll not be so long until the next time.
September 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
some digital art. it has been a long time since i've wanted to sketch. i hope it'll not be so long until the next time.
they've never done me wrong
September 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
they've never done me wrong
for what it's worth:
July 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
for what it's worth:
June 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
in life we have many difficult decisions to make
May 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
in life we have many difficult decisions to make
tfw when the pretzels only aroused my appetite without beddin' 'er back down
May 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
tfw when the pretzels only aroused my appetite without beddin' 'er back down
inside you are two wolves booping nosies
May 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
inside you are two wolves booping nosies
ladies and gentlemen,
your new pope
your new pope
May 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
ladies and gentlemen,
your new pope
your new pope
color digital modifications on top of a b&w pencil sketch from awhile ago.
this is at times how i've felt, looking at myself from outside of myself.
this is at times how i've felt, looking at myself from outside of myself.
April 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
color digital modifications on top of a b&w pencil sketch from awhile ago.
this is at times how i've felt, looking at myself from outside of myself.
this is at times how i've felt, looking at myself from outside of myself.
seen on reddit:
April 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
seen on reddit:
it's springtime and a young lamb's thoughts turn to frolicking
March 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
it's springtime and a young lamb's thoughts turn to frolicking
does any other gen-xer remember the text-based RPG "Wizard's Castle"?
my first encounter with a computer game, and how exciting it was.
my first encounter with a computer game, and how exciting it was.
February 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
does any other gen-xer remember the text-based RPG "Wizard's Castle"?
my first encounter with a computer game, and how exciting it was.
my first encounter with a computer game, and how exciting it was.
my new DEI hire (dog equity inclusion)
February 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
my new DEI hire (dog equity inclusion)
who up mixin up they orbs
January 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
who up mixin up they orbs
love it.
this is my most-recent tattoo, on the inside of my upper arm.
this is my most-recent tattoo, on the inside of my upper arm.
November 17, 2024 at 4:47 AM
love it.
this is my most-recent tattoo, on the inside of my upper arm.
this is my most-recent tattoo, on the inside of my upper arm.
i knew i was early, but that's a lot earlier than i expected.
September 17, 2024 at 4:29 AM
i knew i was early, but that's a lot earlier than i expected.
the fun starts when people take accidental photos
May 29, 2024 at 2:07 AM
the fun starts when people take accidental photos
