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Any time it rains you should be able to leave work early to go to the bookstore

Tops are a myth created by the porn industry to sell more smut.

Tits lmao

One time I puked on a dudes dick when he was facefucking me, and he wanted to keep on going afterwards. That's a level of down-bad I didn't know existed.

I don't think we need government

Hello, fellow leftists! I appear to have misplaced my antifa card, can someone tell me where headquarters is so I can order a new one?

Basically I'm a girl but in a kinda faggy sorta way

Living in America right now is like we're all tied down to train tracks as the train of facism hurtles towards us, and the person tied down besides me is laughing and telling me to cry more lib because he doesn't understand how facism works and thinks he's the one driving the train.

Me, staring down dracula after I rubbed garlic on my entire body except for my cock:

the first time I saw an ahegao jacket in person was at a midwest Dollar General, which honestly is the prime territory for that jacket.

new tattoo who dis

Anyway here's my tits

One time I had to go to the ER because I got my dick caught in my zipper. NGL, not my proudest moment.

Heartbreaking news: local tgirl drags herself out of warm, cozy bed to go work out.