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Thinking about how the modern celebration of Christmas was born from a capitalist agenda to buy kids presents instead of helping the poor, and its evolution into a hyper-consumerist free-for-all of disposable crap, has helped justify my humbuggery and grinchitude for years.
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Thinking about how the modern celebration of Christmas was born from a capitalist agenda to buy kids presents instead of helping the poor, and its evolution into a hyper-consumerist free-for-all of disposable crap, has helped justify my humbuggery and grinchitude for years.
The problem with me being friendly, vanilla, and kinda stupid, but also knowing a lot of doms, is that, yes, I'd give you gifts and clean your house or whatever, but only because you asked and it'd be nice to do, and not at all for kinky reasons.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The problem with me being friendly, vanilla, and kinda stupid, but also knowing a lot of doms, is that, yes, I'd give you gifts and clean your house or whatever, but only because you asked and it'd be nice to do, and not at all for kinky reasons.
Thinking about when that guy was released after a month in jail for posting shit online, or when the secretary of health rescinded opinions on vaccines or acetaminophen, or when things are ruled unconstitutional, it's considered a victory for justice. But the damage is done. The example's been made.
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Thinking about when that guy was released after a month in jail for posting shit online, or when the secretary of health rescinded opinions on vaccines or acetaminophen, or when things are ruled unconstitutional, it's considered a victory for justice. But the damage is done. The example's been made.
I got a promotion at work, PR'd my half marathon time, was one of the first finishers in a recent cycling race, and was told by multiple women that I'm attractive, but the thing I'm most stoked about is accidentally getting a $100 pair of sunglasses for free in my $9 order of replacement nose pieces
October 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I got a promotion at work, PR'd my half marathon time, was one of the first finishers in a recent cycling race, and was told by multiple women that I'm attractive, but the thing I'm most stoked about is accidentally getting a $100 pair of sunglasses for free in my $9 order of replacement nose pieces
I had something in my eye when ordering lunch today and accidentally winked at our waitress, so now I can never go back to that restaurant because I either came off as a creep or she's now in love with me and I can't handle either.
September 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I had something in my eye when ordering lunch today and accidentally winked at our waitress, so now I can never go back to that restaurant because I either came off as a creep or she's now in love with me and I can't handle either.
If the woke mind virus is real, then one would want to be vaccinated for it, right? But if vaccines don't work and the body's immune system can fight off anything, then the woke mind virus isn't something to worry about, right?
September 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If the woke mind virus is real, then one would want to be vaccinated for it, right? But if vaccines don't work and the body's immune system can fight off anything, then the woke mind virus isn't something to worry about, right?
Picked up a cycling bib this weekend because I found one for cheap and they’re essentially just skin tight shorteralls with a padded gooch, which is funny as fuck to me.
August 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Picked up a cycling bib this weekend because I found one for cheap and they’re essentially just skin tight shorteralls with a padded gooch, which is funny as fuck to me.
There’s live music at the trendy hotel I’m staying at, so I’m like, “Cool, I’m gonna drink a beer and take this edible and just vibe out on the grass,” but half the songs are religious and I’m here like, “Aww gee whiz this is a real dill of a pickle.”
August 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
There’s live music at the trendy hotel I’m staying at, so I’m like, “Cool, I’m gonna drink a beer and take this edible and just vibe out on the grass,” but half the songs are religious and I’m here like, “Aww gee whiz this is a real dill of a pickle.”
If I were to tell someone 10 years ago that mullets and mustaches would be in style in 2025 I'd be called an idiot, but here we are; mullets and mustaches are in style and I'm still an idiot.
August 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If I were to tell someone 10 years ago that mullets and mustaches would be in style in 2025 I'd be called an idiot, but here we are; mullets and mustaches are in style and I'm still an idiot.
One bright side of working for a call center is spending part of my Saturday shooting the shit with a 91 year old woman checking her account balances. Like hell yeah dude, tell me about your dead husband, he sounds rad.
August 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
One bright side of working for a call center is spending part of my Saturday shooting the shit with a 91 year old woman checking her account balances. Like hell yeah dude, tell me about your dead husband, he sounds rad.
Baba Yaga and I are similar in that we both live in mobile homes
August 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Baba Yaga and I are similar in that we both live in mobile homes
Whenever I’m riding my bike in cycling gear or out running in short shorts, and I start to feel self conscious, I remember that at least I’m not as embarrassing as someone who drives a Cybertruck
August 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Whenever I’m riding my bike in cycling gear or out running in short shorts, and I start to feel self conscious, I remember that at least I’m not as embarrassing as someone who drives a Cybertruck
I’m nervous about my therapy appointment next week, which is on brand because I’m anxious basically constantly and anxiety and depression have been so bad that they’ve negatively affected my physical health, so I know I should go but still.
August 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’m nervous about my therapy appointment next week, which is on brand because I’m anxious basically constantly and anxiety and depression have been so bad that they’ve negatively affected my physical health, so I know I should go but still.
Feeling bad about calling out of work sick is almost as embarrassing as how I instead decided to do house chores while feeling nauseous.
June 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Feeling bad about calling out of work sick is almost as embarrassing as how I instead decided to do house chores while feeling nauseous.
While I’m a little disappointed in for dropping out of a 10k race down in LA today, I can at least enjoy the morning, my coffee, and the desert breeze from the comfort of my front porch, so it kinda balances out.
June 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
While I’m a little disappointed in for dropping out of a 10k race down in LA today, I can at least enjoy the morning, my coffee, and the desert breeze from the comfort of my front porch, so it kinda balances out.
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Waking up before my alarm, checking my email, going for a 5k run, and getting ready for work before the sun is even up makes it sound like I’m disciplined when I’m actually just extremely anxious and can’t enjoy a relaxing morning to save my life.
March 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Waking up before my alarm, checking my email, going for a 5k run, and getting ready for work before the sun is even up makes it sound like I’m disciplined when I’m actually just extremely anxious and can’t enjoy a relaxing morning to save my life.
My only fitness goal is to get attractive enough that the high school version of myself would hate me. I’m not just doing this for me; I’m doing this against me.
February 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My only fitness goal is to get attractive enough that the high school version of myself would hate me. I’m not just doing this for me; I’m doing this against me.
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Hey you stupid shibari fetishists! Get a load of this! *proceeds to tie my shoes bunny ear style*
February 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hey you stupid shibari fetishists! Get a load of this! *proceeds to tie my shoes bunny ear style*
Me, eating quiche:
a man in a black jacket and hat says i am never going to financially recover from this
ALT: a man in a black jacket and hat says i am never going to financially recover from this
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February 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Me, eating quiche:
My coworkers think I’m physically active because I’m disciplined. I tell myself it’s for my health. It’s actually so that I can be hot. The other reasons are just coincidence.
January 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My coworkers think I’m physically active because I’m disciplined. I tell myself it’s for my health. It’s actually so that I can be hot. The other reasons are just coincidence.
My Venn diagram of “Person Connected With On Strava” and “Dominatrix From Vegas” has way more overlap than I ever would have expected.
January 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My Venn diagram of “Person Connected With On Strava” and “Dominatrix From Vegas” has way more overlap than I ever would have expected.
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I’m not sure if he coined it, but Jamie Raskin calling them Broligarchs couldn’t be more spot on.
January 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I’m not sure if he coined it, but Jamie Raskin calling them Broligarchs couldn’t be more spot on.