Dazey Cutter
@meansonofabitch.bsky.social
I'm twice as nice as I look but I'm only half as nice as I act.
Take a bong hit, hold it, then take the biggest drink of your champagne cocktail that you can handle, after you have it swallowed you exhale the smoke. It's called a cannonball, enjoy.
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Take a bong hit, hold it, then take the biggest drink of your champagne cocktail that you can handle, after you have it swallowed you exhale the smoke. It's called a cannonball, enjoy.
He meant after those three seconds were up.
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
He meant after those three seconds were up.
But then they drink all of the water and it dries out the tree.
December 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
But then they drink all of the water and it dries out the tree.
Side note: Wouldn't Yule Log Sawyer make more sense?
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Side note: Wouldn't Yule Log Sawyer make more sense?
My dream is to open an authentic American food restaurant in China.
December 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My dream is to open an authentic American food restaurant in China.
It's called "Mind your own business and leave me alone". I do it all the time.
December 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It's called "Mind your own business and leave me alone". I do it all the time.
I make American barbeque beef fried rice sometimes with leftover barbeque ribs and basmati rice.
December 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I make American barbeque beef fried rice sometimes with leftover barbeque ribs and basmati rice.
Sure, when you compare it to the current President it is.
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Sure, when you compare it to the current President it is.
War, war never changes.
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
War, war never changes.
No, war is like this: There are a million other things I'd rather be doing right now but this guy keeps shooting at me so I'm going to have to shoot him first so I can get back to doing all that stuff I want to do.
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
No, war is like this: There are a million other things I'd rather be doing right now but this guy keeps shooting at me so I'm going to have to shoot him first so I can get back to doing all that stuff I want to do.
By wishing someone good health it just meant don't die in the winter because it's difficult to dig graves in frozen earth.
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
By wishing someone good health it just meant don't die in the winter because it's difficult to dig graves in frozen earth.
2 60 2 Furious
December 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
2 60 2 Furious
You should check out a movie called The Beast, it stars George Dzundza, Jason Patric, Stephens Baldwin, and Don Harvey as a Russian tank crew in 1980's Afghanistan, and not a one of them has a Russian accent at any point in the movie.
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You should check out a movie called The Beast, it stars George Dzundza, Jason Patric, Stephens Baldwin, and Don Harvey as a Russian tank crew in 1980's Afghanistan, and not a one of them has a Russian accent at any point in the movie.
Andrew Mountbatten-Winsor and Benjamin Netanyahu are sitting on a park bench watching children play. Andrew leans over to Netanyahu and says "Hey you want to go fuck one of those kids?" and Netanyahu says "Out of what?".
December 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Andrew Mountbatten-Winsor and Benjamin Netanyahu are sitting on a park bench watching children play. Andrew leans over to Netanyahu and says "Hey you want to go fuck one of those kids?" and Netanyahu says "Out of what?".
Butt stuff is old hat, it's all toejobs and Philadelphia sidecars nowadays.
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Butt stuff is old hat, it's all toejobs and Philadelphia sidecars nowadays.
I always feel like comparisons like this gives actual feces a bad name.
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I always feel like comparisons like this gives actual feces a bad name.
I'm all of those things.
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm all of those things.
Nazis in the Coast Guard is halfway to Nazis at the bottom of the ocean. So there's a potential silver lining there.
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Nazis in the Coast Guard is halfway to Nazis at the bottom of the ocean. So there's a potential silver lining there.
I find that it helps to not exactly praise her, but to just take back the bad things I've said about her, which does leave room for saying new bad things about her; same goes for Lauren Bobblehead.
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I find that it helps to not exactly praise her, but to just take back the bad things I've said about her, which does leave room for saying new bad things about her; same goes for Lauren Bobblehead.
*raises glass* To this.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
*raises glass* To this.
I always thought of the concept of a Father-Knows-Best State was a work of fiction from a game I once played. But here it is a reality.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I always thought of the concept of a Father-Knows-Best State was a work of fiction from a game I once played. But here it is a reality.