Dazey Stephens
@meansonofabitch.bsky.social
I'm the Don Rickles of self-deprecation. I'm twice as nice as I look but I'm only half as nice as I act, I'm not called Mean Sonofabitch ironically.
Pinned
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Release the UNREDACTED Epstein Trump files 🤪
February 12, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Release the UNREDACTED Epstein Trump files 🤪
I've been considered a terrorist since 2013. Welcome to the club rad-libs.
February 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I've been considered a terrorist since 2013. Welcome to the club rad-libs.
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If justice causes this system to collapse, then the system was the crime all along
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
If justice causes this system to collapse, then the system was the crime all along
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Livin' in a wine barrel, down by the river, smokin' cannabis.
February 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Livin' in a wine barrel, down by the river, smokin' cannabis.
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I just realised that the name Erika Kirk has three Ks in it.
February 12, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I just realised that the name Erika Kirk has three Ks in it.
The other day I was told that I'm toxic. I was like, "So is alcohol and people manage to have a good time with that".
February 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The other day I was told that I'm toxic. I was like, "So is alcohol and people manage to have a good time with that".
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February 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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TO RECAP:
- The president will grant the most notorious living sex trafficker on the planet clemency, if she testifies that he’s innocent
- They don’t want you to believe the thousands of women who were victims of Epstein
- But they do expect you to believe ONE woman, Ghislaine Maxwell
- The president will grant the most notorious living sex trafficker on the planet clemency, if she testifies that he’s innocent
- They don’t want you to believe the thousands of women who were victims of Epstein
- But they do expect you to believe ONE woman, Ghislaine Maxwell
February 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
TO RECAP:
- The president will grant the most notorious living sex trafficker on the planet clemency, if she testifies that he’s innocent
- They don’t want you to believe the thousands of women who were victims of Epstein
- But they do expect you to believe ONE woman, Ghislaine Maxwell
- The president will grant the most notorious living sex trafficker on the planet clemency, if she testifies that he’s innocent
- They don’t want you to believe the thousands of women who were victims of Epstein
- But they do expect you to believe ONE woman, Ghislaine Maxwell
Lutnick brings up his wife when he really wants interviewers to believe him.
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Lutnick brings up his wife when he really wants interviewers to believe him.
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