The reward out for the person who shot United Healthcare's CEO isn't even enough to cover 1/9 of the bill we got for 28 days of radiation.

Wonder when our punter changed his name to David

Broden is playing like he has money on this game

Maybe it really is exodus time now

I have a sudden hankering for brains

I can’t believe the Big Guy forgot to ask for a jury trial. A jury is like TWELVE people you can persuade, influence, and possibly hit on if they’re hot. All you have to do is get ONE and you’re home free and/or in for a fun weekend.

Me when I realize there isn't any toilet paper in the bathroom

Our offensive line is so bad

I think she can still finish out her term

The cat distribution system is attempting to saddle us with a 5th goddamn cat and I'm not here for it.