Fitzrey Armani, Naught Workshop Office Operator
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meandmyillegalguns.bsky.social
Fitzrey Armani, Naught Workshop Office Operator
@meandmyillegalguns.bsky.social
They're calling me an impurity now. This is getting annoying. Message me if you need a high-powered rifle or anything else.

https://illegalfirearms.straw.page/

(This is a parody account for the project moon universe and unaffiliated with PM in any way)
Do you know who you're talking to? Pierce isnt just my preferred die, it's a way of life, an art-style.
June 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Huh? What? Do you want me to like... make gay guns? What?
June 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
As many weapons as I want? You're a bold one. I've got a ton of spare guns stocked from a bit of isolation, and I am shoving all of them into your dishwasher. Just accept my terms and conditions. I am not to be held liable for any misfires. Or normal fires.
May 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Seems legit. What're you asking for?
May 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
So you're saying like:
A skateboard, with a sniper on it. I'm assuming somewhere near the wheels. I'll make a couple, but I'm only one person. Orange is still having trouble working around the workshop.
May 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
God I hate the index
May 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
@nightawlmember.bsky.social cat cosplay claws? I guess.
May 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Heard and made. Stealing from K corp isnt too difficult, and all I have to do is figure out how this damn liquid works. And where it comes from.
May 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Would you believe me if that was already the first thing that came to mind? And no. I'm not interested in making something that disturbing for passion. You'd have to pay me.
May 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
//: This shit is fucked up man
May 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Do I really look that bad..?
No biggie, the guns are what's attractive.
April 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
//: The downside is that I have 3 cats but their sister doesnt spend nearly enough time with them for me to get a good shot of all three.
April 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
//: I have plenty more where that came from, dont worry.
April 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
April 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I've always got my trusty quad barrel, just reliable. My favorite really goes to the automated turrets, actually. Controlled or uncontrolled, they're a staple of the business and quite destructive.
April 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Black Hole gun from a week ago. If the original strawpage owner does not come and pick it up, it will be sold for 200k Ahn.
April 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Thatswhatimsayingbro

Pleasepleaspleadeetthid this is my
Job :c
April 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I believe it's possible, the hard part is just gonna be connecting it *specifically* to YOUR ring's notes.
April 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
So, two big guns stuck together. Is that what I'm hearing? It will be done.
April 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This reminds me of some old lady I heard of. And, on the topic of making it, if you want it, I will. It also just looks like a shit ton of fun to use.
April 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I mean, it's not exactly difficult to make them. Once you get into a bit of crafting, its just doing what the head DOESNT want you to do with it. If you want to like, learn(?) how to create something, just come down to the office, I'll teach you a thing or two. At a price.
April 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I have, never seen final fantasy.
April 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Damn, why didn't I think of that?
I like your ideas, kid. Have a discount. 44k Ahn.
April 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Like a lightsaber, wow, that's sure something. You can trust me on this, then. You wont find a better craft in any workshop.
I always thought the gladius could use an upgrade anyways. I'll even make it look real nice, just for ya'.
April 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Pshh, you're boring. I like you guys, tho. It's so easy to make, it's on the house. Same place I sent last time.
April 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM