Fitzrey Armani, Naught Workshop Office Operator
@meandmyillegalguns.bsky.social
They're calling me an impurity now. This is getting annoying. Message me if you need a high-powered rifle or anything else.
https://illegalfirearms.straw.page/
(This is a parody account for the project moon universe and unaffiliated with PM in any way)
https://illegalfirearms.straw.page/
(This is a parody account for the project moon universe and unaffiliated with PM in any way)
Pinned
Found a phone in the backstreets. Was gonna pawn it off, but then I found this app on it. Saw a lot of interesting faces. Will be sharing more illegal firearms.
#PMSky
#PMSky
I believe I have been neglecting to share my creations. The newest invention is what appears to be a petrifying paint gun.
June 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I believe I have been neglecting to share my creations. The newest invention is what appears to be a petrifying paint gun.
Do you know who you're talking to? Pierce isnt just my preferred die, it's a way of life, an art-style.
June 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Do you know who you're talking to? Pierce isnt just my preferred die, it's a way of life, an art-style.
Huh? What? Do you want me to like... make gay guns? What?
June 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Huh? What? Do you want me to like... make gay guns? What?
I was curious if any of you would be interested in a "Gravity Gun" as the workshop has called it. It laments its failure to create a "tool gun" but found this sufficient. This will be on sale for.... 130k ahn.
June 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I was curious if any of you would be interested in a "Gravity Gun" as the workshop has called it. It laments its failure to create a "tool gun" but found this sufficient. This will be on sale for.... 130k ahn.
I have stolen a warp train. The entire thing. I dont think there was anyone in it. I also dont know where to put it. Or how I moved it to begin with. Probably explosives.
May 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I have stolen a warp train. The entire thing. I dont think there was anyone in it. I also dont know where to put it. Or how I moved it to begin with. Probably explosives.
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Kill AI Artist
May 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Kill AI Artist
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Meow, throw rocks at transphobic people.
May 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Meow, throw rocks at transphobic people.
As many weapons as I want? You're a bold one. I've got a ton of spare guns stocked from a bit of isolation, and I am shoving all of them into your dishwasher. Just accept my terms and conditions. I am not to be held liable for any misfires. Or normal fires.
May 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
As many weapons as I want? You're a bold one. I've got a ton of spare guns stocked from a bit of isolation, and I am shoving all of them into your dishwasher. Just accept my terms and conditions. I am not to be held liable for any misfires. Or normal fires.
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May 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
New invention. Really bright light. I plan to hang it above district A for no particular reason other than it's the center of the city. The only reason I consider it an invention is because if it werent for my eyes, I probably would've gone blind when I turned this on.
May 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
New invention. Really bright light. I plan to hang it above district A for no particular reason other than it's the center of the city. The only reason I consider it an invention is because if it werent for my eyes, I probably would've gone blind when I turned this on.
Seems legit. What're you asking for?
May 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Seems legit. What're you asking for?
So you're saying like:
A skateboard, with a sniper on it. I'm assuming somewhere near the wheels. I'll make a couple, but I'm only one person. Orange is still having trouble working around the workshop.
A skateboard, with a sniper on it. I'm assuming somewhere near the wheels. I'll make a couple, but I'm only one person. Orange is still having trouble working around the workshop.
May 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
So you're saying like:
A skateboard, with a sniper on it. I'm assuming somewhere near the wheels. I'll make a couple, but I'm only one person. Orange is still having trouble working around the workshop.
A skateboard, with a sniper on it. I'm assuming somewhere near the wheels. I'll make a couple, but I'm only one person. Orange is still having trouble working around the workshop.
The workshop has a few choice words.
"I have noticed inaction on the part of Fitzrey Armani towards the one known as Orange's advancements. Why are you acting this way?"
I have no need to. I appreciate your concern.
"I have noticed inaction on the part of Fitzrey Armani towards the one known as Orange's advancements. Why are you acting this way?"
I have no need to. I appreciate your concern.
May 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The workshop has a few choice words.
"I have noticed inaction on the part of Fitzrey Armani towards the one known as Orange's advancements. Why are you acting this way?"
I have no need to. I appreciate your concern.
"I have noticed inaction on the part of Fitzrey Armani towards the one known as Orange's advancements. Why are you acting this way?"
I have no need to. I appreciate your concern.
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Geneticist? Pharmacist? Biologist? Zoologist even? You do know there are fields of science right?
May 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Geneticist? Pharmacist? Biologist? Zoologist even? You do know there are fields of science right?
New invention: Collapsible Railgun. I mean like *collapsible.* You could carry this shit in your pocket. Hell, in your wallet. Anyways it's definitely capable of being compact, but that doesnt stop it from being powerful. The ammo collapses with it, and it DOES break walls. And armor. And a lot else
May 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
New invention: Collapsible Railgun. I mean like *collapsible.* You could carry this shit in your pocket. Hell, in your wallet. Anyways it's definitely capable of being compact, but that doesnt stop it from being powerful. The ammo collapses with it, and it DOES break walls. And armor. And a lot else
I suppose I should elaborate on my prescript, and why it weighs so heavily on me. That very third person was family. My sister, specifically. I had been rushed down by two maniacal index citizens following their own prescripts, that I had no opportunity to sway my third meeting.
May 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I suppose I should elaborate on my prescript, and why it weighs so heavily on me. That very third person was family. My sister, specifically. I had been rushed down by two maniacal index citizens following their own prescripts, that I had no opportunity to sway my third meeting.
This is probably the worst thing I can do towards a malevolent executioner water-thing, but I've figured out that this water is so dangerous to even a mild "sin" that if I just collect a bit into a storage unit, it makes a wildly effective gun against organic substances. In theory.
May 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is probably the worst thing I can do towards a malevolent executioner water-thing, but I've figured out that this water is so dangerous to even a mild "sin" that if I just collect a bit into a storage unit, it makes a wildly effective gun against organic substances. In theory.
I have come to the revelation that it can see outside the workshop and probably farther, considering we're deep in the backstreets, practically bordering the outskirts. I cannot tell if this is concerning or not.
Finished. It has a message for you all.
"This water is making it difficult to find men kissing."
I did not expect it to be so into romantics.
"This water is making it difficult to find men kissing."
I did not expect it to be so into romantics.
Being unable to leave the workshop means no new resources. I've made so many guns I cant make any more. I cant even shoot them because I dont wanna make the workshop mad. Honestly, I'm just gonna set up some light system that lets it make words.
May 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I have come to the revelation that it can see outside the workshop and probably farther, considering we're deep in the backstreets, practically bordering the outskirts. I cannot tell if this is concerning or not.
Finished. It has a message for you all.
"This water is making it difficult to find men kissing."
I did not expect it to be so into romantics.
"This water is making it difficult to find men kissing."
I did not expect it to be so into romantics.
Being unable to leave the workshop means no new resources. I've made so many guns I cant make any more. I cant even shoot them because I dont wanna make the workshop mad. Honestly, I'm just gonna set up some light system that lets it make words.
May 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Finished. It has a message for you all.
"This water is making it difficult to find men kissing."
I did not expect it to be so into romantics.
"This water is making it difficult to find men kissing."
I did not expect it to be so into romantics.
Being unable to leave the workshop means no new resources. I've made so many guns I cant make any more. I cant even shoot them because I dont wanna make the workshop mad. Honestly, I'm just gonna set up some light system that lets it make words.
May 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Being unable to leave the workshop means no new resources. I've made so many guns I cant make any more. I cant even shoot them because I dont wanna make the workshop mad. Honestly, I'm just gonna set up some light system that lets it make words.
You know, hiding in the workshop while a giant flood pours through the city wasn't on my bucket list. It's times like this when I wish it could speak. I know it's alive but a communication that's longer than a sentence would be nice.
May 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You know, hiding in the workshop while a giant flood pours through the city wasn't on my bucket list. It's times like this when I wish it could speak. I know it's alive but a communication that's longer than a sentence would be nice.
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We need to put AI "artists" in the Book of Vengeance.
May 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM
We need to put AI "artists" in the Book of Vengeance.
The workshop has suggested I make a "Yaoi" gun. What is Yaoi.
May 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The workshop has suggested I make a "Yaoi" gun. What is Yaoi.
I have fully accepted the workshop as a living entity. I may be have to be more careful with Orange and that cat she keeps sneaking before they do something that upsets it.
May 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I have fully accepted the workshop as a living entity. I may be have to be more careful with Orange and that cat she keeps sneaking before they do something that upsets it.
I've recently heard of "Magic" bullets. Ones that never miss. I highly doubt that's real. If it isnt, how am I gonna make it?
May 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I've recently heard of "Magic" bullets. Ones that never miss. I highly doubt that's real. If it isnt, how am I gonna make it?