first solo set in less than two weeks
i’m soooo nervous like what if i get up there and do a good job and all of my friends have a good time??

one my homies said to remove that last line or else I’ll get disappeared 😭

why tf can I not lock my account, I'm applying for jobs and shit I don't want them seeing my tits 😭

*funkmaster flex premiering the monster mash* TRANSYLVANIA YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CASTLE RIGHT NOW ANY KINDA HAUNTED ABODE, GO ONTO THE GROUNDS RIGHT NOW AND REACH YOUR HAND IN THE COFFIN FOR NO REASON.

Rapper: “so you got that funk inspired beat?”

Me, who misheard fuck inspired beat on the phone: “yeah yeah I got you I just gotta switch a few things around before we get started twin.”

KINGFISHER IS HERE

Reading through the No Kings protest site and it's just some resistance lib shit? I guess that's what I expected. Messaging is vague and basically "we don't like Trump's ego!" and "bring an American flag that's OUR flag!" and "commitment to non-violence! Let's not disrupt anything or block traffic!"

a little psst from midtown baltimore

You don’t have to report to social media what organizing you are doing! That might not be the smart or secure thing to do!!

I repeat:
You don’t have to report to social media what organizing you are doing!!

Where's an obedient sub when a girl needs one?

Yeah, what about it?

I know things look bad right now, but I think catastrophizing is unhelpful, and I think catastrophizing from people with money and resources is downright in bad taste. choose what you are going to do to help your people survive this, and do it.