I love how she meets me in the parking lot every morning

The roof
The roof
The roof is on fire
We won't need to water
Let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker
Burn

I'm so disappointed in myself for once enjoying Jacob Collier's music

Look how he's yelling at poor Yo-Yo Ma

My phone can convert a still image into a video and it's honestly convincing. If this is the level of tech I am allowed to access, imagine what belongs to governments and shady organizations.

I can create an alibi for myself or fake a video of my enemy cheating on their SO.

Don't trust your eyes.

Remember the 100 dudes vs a gorilla debate?

Pretty sure I just found a guy who could fight 100 gorillas

Every morning I show up to work groggy and hangry but this little lady makes everything all better

I love her so much