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Sad King Billy
@meadowshands.bsky.social
Certified Forklift Operator & Instructor | Emissary of the Gorgonites | United we demand, alone we starve
He's the happiest little dude I know and I'm afraid he might have cancer

We're going to the vet next week because I don't know the difference between the normal aging process and him being sick

Poor guy won't stop panting 😢
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
What is my doctor trying to tell me?
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Freaking google put AI in my phone and now it's turning things into dinosaurs
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I love how she meets me in the parking lot every morning
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The roof
The roof
The roof is on fire
We won't need to water
Let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker
Burn
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Back in my day, when I didn't know a word, I could Google it then click a button that would read it out loud so I could learn the pronunciation...
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
And all of them are the best you've ever read
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Work kitty has arrived
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Happy old man at the dog park
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Oh man he looks so stoked right now
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I love dogs modeling products

It's the only marketing that works on me
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm so disappointed in myself for once enjoying Jacob Collier's music

Look how he's yelling at poor Yo-Yo Ma
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Lmao
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My mom really enjoys taking care of my senior dog

She gave him this blanket and lays it down in whatever room she's cleaning so he can watch

Today he got a special treat

Kofi is fully in retirement
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Why did this happen while installing a windows security update? Why won't bill gates let me be secure? Why did chatGPT write this error message?
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My phone can convert a still image into a video and it's honestly convincing. If this is the level of tech I am allowed to access, imagine what belongs to governments and shady organizations.

I can create an alibi for myself or fake a video of my enemy cheating on their SO.

Don't trust your eyes.
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Remember the 100 dudes vs a gorilla debate?

Pretty sure I just found a guy who could fight 100 gorillas
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I love getting these update messages from Philo's new mama

Seems like he's living the dream 🥹
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Every morning I show up to work groggy and hangry but this little lady makes everything all better

I love her so much
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I miss my cats
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Amen brother
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The actual reason I hate the modern internet
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Woops I woke up the old man
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It's wild that the same year I got my autism diagnosis was also the same year I started playing old school RuneScape
November 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Getting updates from Philo's new mama and he seems to be doing great :)
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM