Capitalist with a heart of gold
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“Extremely attractive women”? Who talks that way? Only someone who repels extremely attractive women
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“Extremely attractive women”? Who talks that way? Only someone who repels extremely attractive women
When are they going to hire back all of the dedicated professionals who were summarily let go, based on the whims of a self-indulgent ketamine addict?
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
When are they going to hire back all of the dedicated professionals who were summarily let go, based on the whims of a self-indulgent ketamine addict?
Argh I can’t unsee this “throuple”
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Argh I can’t unsee this “throuple”
All to undo the self-inflicted tariff wound - Art of the Deal indeed
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
All to undo the self-inflicted tariff wound - Art of the Deal indeed
If you are ever in doubt about what is happening, just ask yourself “what would a dumb, selfish, lazy person do?” - and you got yourself an answer !
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If you are ever in doubt about what is happening, just ask yourself “what would a dumb, selfish, lazy person do?” - and you got yourself an answer !
Let’s just call it “scrub-gate” #scrubgate
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Let’s just call it “scrub-gate” #scrubgate
Someone please take the car keys from this old coot suffering from severe cognitive decline!!
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Someone please take the car keys from this old coot suffering from severe cognitive decline!!
Trump fever dream: To have a personal lawyer that never sends an invoice for him to dispute
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Trump fever dream: To have a personal lawyer that never sends an invoice for him to dispute
Let’s go all the way and how about we all just self-insure?? No administrative overhead, just body bags for the unfortunate
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Let’s go all the way and how about we all just self-insure?? No administrative overhead, just body bags for the unfortunate
The orange doofus: Tell me you know nothing about how insurance works without telling me - this guy has zero understanding of anything complicated - everything’s a “negotiation” smh
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The orange doofus: Tell me you know nothing about how insurance works without telling me - this guy has zero understanding of anything complicated - everything’s a “negotiation” smh
You are right I reacted without thinking thank you!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You are right I reacted without thinking thank you!
You just know that idea came from his slumlord father - “how can we keep the working man from ever lifting his head up and seeing the world as it is?”
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
You just know that idea came from his slumlord father - “how can we keep the working man from ever lifting his head up and seeing the world as it is?”
Translation: tRump’s bulls**t math is also incorrect #whartonschoolshouldbeashamed
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Translation: tRump’s bulls**t math is also incorrect #whartonschoolshouldbeashamed
Yes give ME the money sure that’ll allow me to self-insure against future catastrophic health care expenditures thank you sir!
I don’t want my money BACK, I want to pool it with my fellow citizens in an efficient system that minimizes overhead expenses and allows each of us to sleep at night.
I don’t want my money BACK, I want to pool it with my fellow citizens in an efficient system that minimizes overhead expenses and allows each of us to sleep at night.
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Yes give ME the money sure that’ll allow me to self-insure against future catastrophic health care expenditures thank you sir!
I don’t want my money BACK, I want to pool it with my fellow citizens in an efficient system that minimizes overhead expenses and allows each of us to sleep at night.
I don’t want my money BACK, I want to pool it with my fellow citizens in an efficient system that minimizes overhead expenses and allows each of us to sleep at night.
You had him at “Cutting corners” and “Using cheaper materials”!
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You had him at “Cutting corners” and “Using cheaper materials”!
Grift graft grovel
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Grift graft grovel
She’s betting on (and encouraging) the release of the files because she knows it’ll take down a lot of men above her in the pyramid - when you are weak and ineffective, your best path to the top is taking down those above you. Basic Middle School “strategery”
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
She’s betting on (and encouraging) the release of the files because she knows it’ll take down a lot of men above her in the pyramid - when you are weak and ineffective, your best path to the top is taking down those above you. Basic Middle School “strategery”
“At the direction of President Trump” is shorthand for “I was just following orders…and did I mention that The Hague is lovely this time of year!”
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
“At the direction of President Trump” is shorthand for “I was just following orders…and did I mention that The Hague is lovely this time of year!”
Blaming the filibuster as the reason for all of his problems - that’s the warm-up because big bully chicken won’t confront anyone face-face yet…
Next step- “Is there a woman of color in this administration I can blame? None? Uh oh - ok, on to Kash Patel! Never liked the guy.”
Next step- “Is there a woman of color in this administration I can blame? None? Uh oh - ok, on to Kash Patel! Never liked the guy.”
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Blaming the filibuster as the reason for all of his problems - that’s the warm-up because big bully chicken won’t confront anyone face-face yet…
Next step- “Is there a woman of color in this administration I can blame? None? Uh oh - ok, on to Kash Patel! Never liked the guy.”
Next step- “Is there a woman of color in this administration I can blame? None? Uh oh - ok, on to Kash Patel! Never liked the guy.”
Don’t forget - tRump was a terrible student all through high school, then never went to class at Penn (Wharton) - def skipped the class on tariffs
The only EconBusiness he knows is what his father & Roy Cohn taught him: - “don’t rent to POC, don’t trust your accountant, don’t pay your suppliers”
The only EconBusiness he knows is what his father & Roy Cohn taught him: - “don’t rent to POC, don’t trust your accountant, don’t pay your suppliers”
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Don’t forget - tRump was a terrible student all through high school, then never went to class at Penn (Wharton) - def skipped the class on tariffs
The only EconBusiness he knows is what his father & Roy Cohn taught him: - “don’t rent to POC, don’t trust your accountant, don’t pay your suppliers”
The only EconBusiness he knows is what his father & Roy Cohn taught him: - “don’t rent to POC, don’t trust your accountant, don’t pay your suppliers”
You know what they say - “if it babbles incoherently like a lame duck, craps its pants like a lame duck, and wears a ventricular assistance device like a lame duck, then it’s a lame duck!”
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You know what they say - “if it babbles incoherently like a lame duck, craps its pants like a lame duck, and wears a ventricular assistance device like a lame duck, then it’s a lame duck!”
“For a moment I thought the mustard was Grey Poupon and I threw up a little in my mouth”
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“For a moment I thought the mustard was Grey Poupon and I threw up a little in my mouth”