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You knew as soon as the first crack appeared, the dam would burst open - here comes the “I never really supported him” crowd - it’s a multi-dimensional prisoners’ dilemma - the first to distance themselves (MTG) have the best chance to get away clean (“they can’t send us all to The Hague, right?”)
Loomer having a sad
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Terrific
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“Orange dufus” #lameduck
Let the record show that, after last night’s election, the Orange Dufus has crossed into #lameduck territory less than 10 months into his 2nd term. #lameduckmas
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
And the winner is…
The most spectacular costume of 2025? That honor belongs to…
November 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Miller: “How could we be evil, we’re having so much fun!”

Trudges back to Army barracks…
October 31, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Sometimes you wait your whole life for a setup like that - thank you @blisterpearl.bsky.social for a giant laugh!!
"It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum."
-commentsivehadafew
October 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“Hitler Middle Age” - spot on @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
For several years, I lived an hour south of Syracuse on a grad school stipend of $11,000 for the entire year.

The Hitler Middle Age here spent twice that in a weekend.
Oh man, the New York Young Republicans implicated in the Nazi groupchat scandal ran up a $23,000 tab eating filet mignon and drinking at a hotel in Syracuse -- a city with one of the highest child poverty rates *in the nation* -- and then refused to pay the bill.
October 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Can everyone please repost the heck out of this!!!
September 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
There’s a service for everything these days…but
“Free cancellation”
Price is “per adult” - seems overly complicated?
September 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Already signs and booths to celebrate the engagement!
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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If the supposed “leader of the free world” is limping around like a Bluey piñata after the eighth kid, hiding bruises under pancake makeup, and concealing swollen cankles behind emoluments violations, then we have a right to know what the hell is going on.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
The Wizard of Ooze
Donald Trump is Not Well
open.substack.com
August 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How quickly they forget - c’mon #deancain would expect better from you
Dean Cain's biological father, Roger Tanaka, was of Japanese descent. Dean's birth name is Dean George Tanaka.

Dean Cain has elders who were in Japanese internment camps.
He just joined ICE.
What a fucking disgrace.

#DeanCain #ICE #Disgrace
a man is laughing and pointing at the camera while standing in front of a purple background .
ALT: a man is laughing and pointing at the camera while standing in front of a purple background .
media.tenor.com
August 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So if #felon and #thefelon are on the outs, can we go back and undo all of the DOGE BS and let the folks at USAID and NIH, et al - resume their important work? abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics...
Trump says he'll 'look' at deporting Musk as feud reignites
The feud between Elon Musk and President Donald Trump heated up again Tuesday after the billionaire slammed Republicans over the president's spending bill.
abcnews.go.com
July 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Great listen - Our President: “a man who confuses attention with respect”

Thank you @profgalloway.com
No Mercy / No Malice: Pomp vs. Protest
Podcast Episode · The Prof G Pod with Scott Galloway · 06/21/2025 · 15m
podcasts.apple.com
June 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Good day to deliver the #nokings message in Atlanta with a couple of thousand friends!
June 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Gulp…about to grade my last set of papers…ever? At least the handwriting is good!
April 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
April 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Anger and creativity all rolled into one in Atlanta - 20,000 of us out there!
April 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Let’s
D - Do
O - Over the
G - General
E - Election
February 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Thank you Ezra Klein

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/02/o...

“That is the tension at the heart of Trump’s whole strategy: Trump is acting like a king because he is too weak to govern like a president. He is trying to substitute perception for reality…That can only happen if we believe him.”
Opinion | Don’t Believe Him
Look closely at the first two weeks of Donald Trump’s second term and you’ll see something very different than what he wants you to see.
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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If someone chooses to live in a smaller home in the inner city in part to avoid a long commute, they generally don’t pressure society to build them a bigger house with more stuff. So if you choose a bigger stuff-filled house in the suburbs, don’t expect society to build you a fast car commute.
January 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I am confident this yoyo thought they were talking about Inspector Gadget - “we love Matthew Broderick, great actor, but we can’t have the kid from War Games in the government, too risky”
January 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
And just like that, the guy at the end of the bar gets to run things again.

P.S. he’s a shitty tipper
January 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM