Michael Dills-Allen
mdills-allen.bsky.social
Michael Dills-Allen
@mdills-allen.bsky.social
Higher Education Administration (w/PhD). 🌈 May I always be found kind and based in love while standing up for my husband's and my rights, trans rights, just all the rights. Obsessed with RPDR
I did my standard April Fool's this morning. I laughed, he regretted marrying me, same as every year.
Me: I'm sorry, but I have tell you I had a test come back positive.
J: ok, what did you...
Me: I'm pregnant
#gay #marriedgay
April 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Our 2025 Infrastructure Plan invests in:  

- Clean drinking water
- Modern infrastructure
- Public safety
- Safe and affordable housing
 
It’s a plan that will make Minnesota the best state to live and work.
January 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
And I'm crying
January 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Reposted by Michael Dills-Allen
January 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Love it
January 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Accurate
Love the British Press!
January 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Interesting fact: I started coming out of the closet at 18. Matthew's death scared me back in for another 18.
#gay #notgoingback #neverforget
December 9, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Not even in gay hell
#gay #gaychristmas
December 7, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Pardons for them all now!
If you're more upset with Biden being forced to consider the extraordinary step of peremptorily pardoning his own officials then you are about Trump appointing someone who’s promised to use the federal govt to exact personal retribution for Trump, then you need to think a little more critically.
December 6, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Down over 60 pounds!!
#weightloss #weightlossjourney
December 6, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Thanksgiving dinner -
Me: oh that reminds me, Husband and I need to go get our power of attorney and medical power of attorneys done.
SIL who voted for trump: Why?
Me: in case our marriage gets invalidated in the next 4 years
SIL: oh....
November 28, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Basically
November 28, 2024 at 10:29 PM
November 25, 2024 at 6:46 PM
We now have medicine that can actively prevent catching HIV. #gay #notgoingback #stopthemadness
November 24, 2024 at 11:44 PM
November 22, 2024 at 10:45 PM
#freespeech for me, but not for thee. No, people shouldn't bully him, but you get what you give.
November 22, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Listening to my 8am zoom drone on in monotone while watching the snow flurries outside is oddly calming
November 22, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Basically
Coz y'all dead to me, that's why.
November 22, 2024 at 1:00 AM
November 21, 2024 at 11:45 PM
They'll have to wait for Rudy to get his license back
November 21, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Choir teacher in my case, but still
#gay
November 21, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Blah blah transparent, own libs blah blah
If it would've absolved Matt Gaetz, the House Ethics Committee report into him would have been released already. Just saying.
November 20, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Reminds me a bit of coming out of the closet to be honest
#gay #nomoretoxic
November 20, 2024 at 11:42 PM
This is the #dadjoke I am here for
Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so chickens must come from a poul-tree.
#joke
November 20, 2024 at 11:14 PM