Not quite an academic.
Latin Catholic/internal critic of that tradition.
Congenital Tee-totaler.
Possibly (?) a Skeksis.
Hatred of neighbor is hatred of Christ
But honestly, as things the flavor of other things is such a trend these days, it might be a cold drink w the (alleged) flavor of hot chocolate.
But honestly, as things the flavor of other things is such a trend these days, it might be a cold drink w the (alleged) flavor of hot chocolate.