mcmuffinstan
@mcmuffinstan.bsky.social
She/They
Please don't take me seriously. I put literally 0.2 seconds of thought into every skeet.
Please don't take me seriously. I put literally 0.2 seconds of thought into every skeet.
Its the remix to ignition
Hot and spicy mcchicken
Hot and spicy mcchicken
September 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Its the remix to ignition
Hot and spicy mcchicken
Hot and spicy mcchicken
My fiancee will marry me but is nervous about linking our steam libraries
September 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My fiancee will marry me but is nervous about linking our steam libraries
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No - this is not the latest satirical headline at @theonion.com This is reality for the 49,000+ students who attend Lamar Consolidated ISD schools.
www.txftrp.org/pinkalicious...
www.txftrp.org/pinkalicious...
Pinkalicious and 700+ other titles removed from Lamar Consolidated ISD, near Houston
No - this is not the latest satirical headline at The Onion. This is reality for the 49,000+ students who attend LCISD schools.
www.txftrp.org
September 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
No - this is not the latest satirical headline at @theonion.com This is reality for the 49,000+ students who attend Lamar Consolidated ISD schools.
www.txftrp.org/pinkalicious...
www.txftrp.org/pinkalicious...
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You all should vote on what stamp set the USPS brings back for another round: stampsforever.com/vote
Stamp Encore — Stamps Forever
Vote for the stamp you want to bring back!
stampsforever.com
September 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
You all should vote on what stamp set the USPS brings back for another round: stampsforever.com/vote
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You can't legally censor consensual "porn" without simultaneously creating the mechanism for the censorship of books and movies and education and activism and mutual aid.
The access we have to resources today — repro rights, LGBTQ+, sex ed— is directly tied to the legalizing of 'porn'
The access we have to resources today — repro rights, LGBTQ+, sex ed— is directly tied to the legalizing of 'porn'
September 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
You can't legally censor consensual "porn" without simultaneously creating the mechanism for the censorship of books and movies and education and activism and mutual aid.
The access we have to resources today — repro rights, LGBTQ+, sex ed— is directly tied to the legalizing of 'porn'
The access we have to resources today — repro rights, LGBTQ+, sex ed— is directly tied to the legalizing of 'porn'
Pop culture was more fun when everyone was on coke instead of ketamine
September 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Pop culture was more fun when everyone was on coke instead of ketamine
I love punks and goths and freaks and weirdos
September 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I love punks and goths and freaks and weirdos
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My home Internet went kersplat, and I raced to the library for its wifi and ample table outlets for my work laptop. I worked for five hours straight.
LIBRARIES.
They have been there for me all my life.
LIBRARIES.
They have been there for me all my life.
August 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My home Internet went kersplat, and I raced to the library for its wifi and ample table outlets for my work laptop. I worked for five hours straight.
LIBRARIES.
They have been there for me all my life.
LIBRARIES.
They have been there for me all my life.
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This week's post ended up getting split into three related posts, all tying into some of my favorite monstrosities.
The first broadly covers monstrous animals (mostly mammals with one, technically amorphous being).
tavernstories.home.blog/2025/08/28/d...
The first broadly covers monstrous animals (mostly mammals with one, technically amorphous being).
tavernstories.home.blog/2025/08/28/d...
D&D 30 Question Challenge: #17.1 – Favorite Monstrous Animal
I am assuming that this question is referring to creatures classified under the term “Monstrosity” in the Monster Manual (the 2014 version, as that is what I have on hand). Furthermore,…
tavernstories.home.blog
August 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This week's post ended up getting split into three related posts, all tying into some of my favorite monstrosities.
The first broadly covers monstrous animals (mostly mammals with one, technically amorphous being).
tavernstories.home.blog/2025/08/28/d...
The first broadly covers monstrous animals (mostly mammals with one, technically amorphous being).
tavernstories.home.blog/2025/08/28/d...
Like every theatre person I know has somehow ended up working with children. What is that?
August 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Like every theatre person I know has somehow ended up working with children. What is that?
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We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most.
Learn more:
Learn more:
‘The Toxic Avenger’ Partners With Undue Medical Debt to Erase at Least $5 Million in Medical Debt
It’s the final week of marketing and promotion for The Toxic Avenger, and the teams here at Cineverse and Bloody Disgusting have decided to do something a little different. Rather than spending the re...
bloody-disgusting.com
August 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most.
Learn more:
Learn more:
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Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
August 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
Update: turns out im not an mcr fan, just a fan of the long live the black parade tour (act 1 only lol)
August 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Update: turns out im not an mcr fan, just a fan of the long live the black parade tour (act 1 only lol)
I went my entire emo phase having only fallen for the song Black Parade but I can feel my hands itching for my camo pants and raccoon liner 😭
August 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I went my entire emo phase having only fallen for the song Black Parade but I can feel my hands itching for my camo pants and raccoon liner 😭
Dammit this artsy little concert lore thing is gonna take me on an mcr deep dive 😫
August 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Dammit this artsy little concert lore thing is gonna take me on an mcr deep dive 😫
The lizard meme is enchanting me in a way nothing has since cupcakke remixes and berries and cream.
August 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The lizard meme is enchanting me in a way nothing has since cupcakke remixes and berries and cream.
My target audience is really responding well to my miss piggy skeet
July 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My target audience is really responding well to my miss piggy skeet
Miss Piggy as Elizabeth would have some WORDS for Mr. Darcy.
Another Pride and Prejudice remake on the way and still no Muppets version. When will the world get the Miss Piggy as Mrs. Bennet we deserve
July 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Miss Piggy as Elizabeth would have some WORDS for Mr. Darcy.
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I have been away for a while - the joys of life. And as I felt I owed those who are reading a bit of a catch-up on my publishing, and these questions all felt a bit short in their answers, I have decided to go with three this time around.
First:
tavernstories.home.blog/2025/07/28/d...
First:
tavernstories.home.blog/2025/07/28/d...
D&D 30 Question Challenge: #12 – Favorite Dungeon Type/Location
In general, in the main games I played in, we didn’t have many prolonged “Dungeon Crawls”, i.e., extended periods of exploring and pluming the depths of a dungeon. Most of our com…
tavernstories.home.blog
July 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I have been away for a while - the joys of life. And as I felt I owed those who are reading a bit of a catch-up on my publishing, and these questions all felt a bit short in their answers, I have decided to go with three this time around.
First:
tavernstories.home.blog/2025/07/28/d...
First:
tavernstories.home.blog/2025/07/28/d...
Nicholas Cage should play Stephen King in a biopic
July 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Nicholas Cage should play Stephen King in a biopic
My brother: Cthulu is supposed to be so crazy and huge that just seeing him would drive you completely insane.
My mom: 😥 So he has to live alone?
My mom: 😥 So he has to live alone?
July 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
My brother: Cthulu is supposed to be so crazy and huge that just seeing him would drive you completely insane.
My mom: 😥 So he has to live alone?
My mom: 😥 So he has to live alone?
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Excellent ICE response guide for academic library workers from the Library Freedom Project. Includes proactive defense prep as well as rapid response. Please RT, library friends. libraryfreedom.org/wp-content/u...
libraryfreedom.org
July 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Excellent ICE response guide for academic library workers from the Library Freedom Project. Includes proactive defense prep as well as rapid response. Please RT, library friends. libraryfreedom.org/wp-content/u...
Today I had to explain to a younger coworker why I kept calling Tinky Winky gay.
Quick, I need someone over 30 to say something cringe so I can bully them for being old!
Quick, I need someone over 30 to say something cringe so I can bully them for being old!
July 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Today I had to explain to a younger coworker why I kept calling Tinky Winky gay.
Quick, I need someone over 30 to say something cringe so I can bully them for being old!
Quick, I need someone over 30 to say something cringe so I can bully them for being old!
Trixie & Katya, The Bride of Frankenstein, and Lady Gaga are my big 3 "if I ever met them I'd actually piss my pants" celebs
July 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Trixie & Katya, The Bride of Frankenstein, and Lady Gaga are my big 3 "if I ever met them I'd actually piss my pants" celebs