McMonterey
@mcmonterey.bsky.social
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It seems like they found a Use Case for crypto that Trump can get behind… it fits the Trump Co “family” model: money laundering. It has paid for a lot of Golf Course investing.
December 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It seems like they found a Use Case for crypto that Trump can get behind… it fits the Trump Co “family” model: money laundering. It has paid for a lot of Golf Course investing.
I don’t understand why the DOJ doesn’t claim Trump has requested a 5th Amendment protection for Trump and anyone else exposed by these documents. And we are not allowed to draw conclusions from that act. He has the right to remain silent… oh please STFU Trump. He needs better lawyers.
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I don’t understand why the DOJ doesn’t claim Trump has requested a 5th Amendment protection for Trump and anyone else exposed by these documents. And we are not allowed to draw conclusions from that act. He has the right to remain silent… oh please STFU Trump. He needs better lawyers.
Two uses of the word: Bondi. Mixing them up in current headlines creates a huge WTF potential:
1. Pam Bondi (Person)
2. Bondi Beach (Place in Australia)
1. Pam Bondi (Person)
2. Bondi Beach (Place in Australia)
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Two uses of the word: Bondi. Mixing them up in current headlines creates a huge WTF potential:
1. Pam Bondi (Person)
2. Bondi Beach (Place in Australia)
1. Pam Bondi (Person)
2. Bondi Beach (Place in Australia)
Trump should turn Mar A Lago into a Federal Prison to house all his friends doing 10-20 years for sex abuse related crimes… the list is long. Ghislaine has people skills that could benefit MAGA girls, right?
August 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Trump should turn Mar A Lago into a Federal Prison to house all his friends doing 10-20 years for sex abuse related crimes… the list is long. Ghislaine has people skills that could benefit MAGA girls, right?
Great news! Ghislaine Maxwell is headed for “Summer Camp” in Texas… probably a reward for “Good Behavior”.
August 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Great news! Ghislaine Maxwell is headed for “Summer Camp” in Texas… probably a reward for “Good Behavior”.
So, Biden had an Auto-Pen to avoid spending hours signing documents.
Trump has one to avoid drawing Pubic Hairs on manuals. But we have all seen him draw them on the EO’s (Executive Orders). Can we get an “R” rating on them to protect the kids from adult content?
Trump has one to avoid drawing Pubic Hairs on manuals. But we have all seen him draw them on the EO’s (Executive Orders). Can we get an “R” rating on them to protect the kids from adult content?
July 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So, Biden had an Auto-Pen to avoid spending hours signing documents.
Trump has one to avoid drawing Pubic Hairs on manuals. But we have all seen him draw them on the EO’s (Executive Orders). Can we get an “R” rating on them to protect the kids from adult content?
Trump has one to avoid drawing Pubic Hairs on manuals. But we have all seen him draw them on the EO’s (Executive Orders). Can we get an “R” rating on them to protect the kids from adult content?
So, every Trump signature is an artistic representation of pubic hair. That explains it. Not an EKG graph but 1990’s curlies.
July 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So, every Trump signature is an artistic representation of pubic hair. That explains it. Not an EKG graph but 1990’s curlies.
Bernie Sanders doesn’t sound 83 when he speaks… but he has been giving the same stump speech for 40 years. He’s a socialist speaking to people that want social services for all Americans and NOT just those over 65.
April 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Bernie Sanders doesn’t sound 83 when he speaks… but he has been giving the same stump speech for 40 years. He’s a socialist speaking to people that want social services for all Americans and NOT just those over 65.
If Trump goes all in on Judges then Boasberg will get airlifted to El Salvador. Just to change the current story back on tariffs and off this obsession about the Constitutional Order… if will also rule the base and upset the Libs. But slowly Trump’s base will defect for more liberty.
April 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If Trump goes all in on Judges then Boasberg will get airlifted to El Salvador. Just to change the current story back on tariffs and off this obsession about the Constitutional Order… if will also rule the base and upset the Libs. But slowly Trump’s base will defect for more liberty.
They say you can’t time the market but this smells like a Dump then Punp with a scheduled Re-Dump. Plan accordingly because the smart money has already placed their bets. The stock market maybe the only online gaming where you won’t get blocked if you win big.
April 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
They say you can’t time the market but this smells like a Dump then Punp with a scheduled Re-Dump. Plan accordingly because the smart money has already placed their bets. The stock market maybe the only online gaming where you won’t get blocked if you win big.
How long before Trum-pitt’s start to call Amy Coney Barrett a DEI hire?
She keeps siding with the other testicularly deprived Justices. Not that anyone is looking underneath the robes to check.
She keeps siding with the other testicularly deprived Justices. Not that anyone is looking underneath the robes to check.
April 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
How long before Trum-pitt’s start to call Amy Coney Barrett a DEI hire?
She keeps siding with the other testicularly deprived Justices. Not that anyone is looking underneath the robes to check.
She keeps siding with the other testicularly deprived Justices. Not that anyone is looking underneath the robes to check.
When these Trump lackeys hear “Due Process” they think “Do. Process these terrorists.”
The Magna Carta is effectively dead *if* courts allow these people to be “disappeared”. Detention centers without outside contact should come soon. It’s a profitable market for the real waste and fraud coming.
The Magna Carta is effectively dead *if* courts allow these people to be “disappeared”. Detention centers without outside contact should come soon. It’s a profitable market for the real waste and fraud coming.
April 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When these Trump lackeys hear “Due Process” they think “Do. Process these terrorists.”
The Magna Carta is effectively dead *if* courts allow these people to be “disappeared”. Detention centers without outside contact should come soon. It’s a profitable market for the real waste and fraud coming.
The Magna Carta is effectively dead *if* courts allow these people to be “disappeared”. Detention centers without outside contact should come soon. It’s a profitable market for the real waste and fraud coming.
Remember when the CBO would create estimates for legislation. I’d love to know how much revenue can be extracted via tariffs on Trump’s charts with assumptions listed. Personally I think the end result is a hidden federal sales tax on all imported goods and services. Sales tax replacing income tax.
April 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Remember when the CBO would create estimates for legislation. I’d love to know how much revenue can be extracted via tariffs on Trump’s charts with assumptions listed. Personally I think the end result is a hidden federal sales tax on all imported goods and services. Sales tax replacing income tax.
Trump has a history of winning Golf Tournaments when they happen at one of his clubs. I really wish we could see him play 18 holes and check if he follows all the rules or if he hits multiple balls when he gets a bad lie.
April 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Trump has a history of winning Golf Tournaments when they happen at one of his clubs. I really wish we could see him play 18 holes and check if he follows all the rules or if he hits multiple balls when he gets a bad lie.
Now, Trump thinks all those countries will open stores dominantly selling US Made goods. Maybe, if we ramp up Etsy Production by 25,000% or sell them everything we have in storage lockers at crazy prices.
April 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Now, Trump thinks all those countries will open stores dominantly selling US Made goods. Maybe, if we ramp up Etsy Production by 25,000% or sell them everything we have in storage lockers at crazy prices.
I imagine that removing all the “Made in Another Country“ products from Walmart and the remaining products will fit in a 7-11. Target, Home Depot and (wait for it) Trader F’in Joes. So, prices be rising. Clean out the shelves and stock up.
April 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I imagine that removing all the “Made in Another Country“ products from Walmart and the remaining products will fit in a 7-11. Target, Home Depot and (wait for it) Trader F’in Joes. So, prices be rising. Clean out the shelves and stock up.
Trump got “pump and dump” back-ass-wards. He’s fixing the NASDAQ with “dump no pump”. Oops. He’s never got the hang of making money… just spending it.
April 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Trump got “pump and dump” back-ass-wards. He’s fixing the NASDAQ with “dump no pump”. Oops. He’s never got the hang of making money… just spending it.
Reposted by McMonterey
Look. Imagine you like brats and beer.
You brew beer.
Your neighbor likes beer but doesn't brew.
Your other neighbor raises pigs and makes brats, but doesn't drink.
So you sell beer to the first guy, and use the money to buy brats from the second guy.
Now you've got beer AND brats. Total win.
You brew beer.
Your neighbor likes beer but doesn't brew.
Your other neighbor raises pigs and makes brats, but doesn't drink.
So you sell beer to the first guy, and use the money to buy brats from the second guy.
Now you've got beer AND brats. Total win.
April 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Look. Imagine you like brats and beer.
You brew beer.
Your neighbor likes beer but doesn't brew.
Your other neighbor raises pigs and makes brats, but doesn't drink.
So you sell beer to the first guy, and use the money to buy brats from the second guy.
Now you've got beer AND brats. Total win.
You brew beer.
Your neighbor likes beer but doesn't brew.
Your other neighbor raises pigs and makes brats, but doesn't drink.
So you sell beer to the first guy, and use the money to buy brats from the second guy.
Now you've got beer AND brats. Total win.
The Cory Booker Diet almost writes itself.
What does that dude eat?
What does that dude eat?
April 3, 2025 at 7:21 AM
The Cory Booker Diet almost writes itself.
What does that dude eat?
What does that dude eat?
Cory Booker speakers to C-SPAN cameras for 25 hours.
Gavin Newsome speaks with Steve Bannon
Booker +10
Newsome -5
Booker intends resistance
Newsome seeks to gain MAGA cred following Joe Rogan’s path to influence
Gavin Newsome speaks with Steve Bannon
Booker +10
Newsome -5
Booker intends resistance
Newsome seeks to gain MAGA cred following Joe Rogan’s path to influence
April 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Cory Booker speakers to C-SPAN cameras for 25 hours.
Gavin Newsome speaks with Steve Bannon
Booker +10
Newsome -5
Booker intends resistance
Newsome seeks to gain MAGA cred following Joe Rogan’s path to influence
Gavin Newsome speaks with Steve Bannon
Booker +10
Newsome -5
Booker intends resistance
Newsome seeks to gain MAGA cred following Joe Rogan’s path to influence
Whatever happened to Gerry’s ex Sally?
(Edited 9:30 PM via @skeetsapp.com)
(Edited 9:30 PM via @skeetsapp.com)
tonight's play by play feature the first time I've ever heard the word "gerrymander" used as a verb in a non-political context
March 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Whatever happened to Gerry’s ex Sally?
(Edited 9:30 PM via @skeetsapp.com)
(Edited 9:30 PM via @skeetsapp.com)
If you elect a criminal to public office and no one stops him he will govern as a criminal. There are remedies but it requires either impeachment or for each illegal act to be stopped in the courts. There were 2 shots at impeachment and 2 trials delayed.
March 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If you elect a criminal to public office and no one stops him he will govern as a criminal. There are remedies but it requires either impeachment or for each illegal act to be stopped in the courts. There were 2 shots at impeachment and 2 trials delayed.
#severance finale takeaway #spoiler Innies need to protect their status quo and only trust innies. They could only love another innie (or an outing with visitation privileges apparently).
March 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
#severance finale takeaway #spoiler Innies need to protect their status quo and only trust innies. They could only love another innie (or an outing with visitation privileges apparently).
I’m starting a timer to see how long it takes for Trump to demand the impeachment of Chief Justice Roberts. Trump believes in loyaly in one direction: incoming.
March 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I’m starting a timer to see how long it takes for Trump to demand the impeachment of Chief Justice Roberts. Trump believes in loyaly in one direction: incoming.
If we loose our democracy we will still have the “Owner’s Manual” given to us by the Founding Fathers so we can put the country back on track. All we need are people that follow the instructions in the Constitution in ALL THREE BRANCHES.
March 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
If we loose our democracy we will still have the “Owner’s Manual” given to us by the Founding Fathers so we can put the country back on track. All we need are people that follow the instructions in the Constitution in ALL THREE BRANCHES.