Jesse Mclaren
@mcjesse.bsky.social
TV Writer. Snowglobe salesman. Son.
Elon is about to sue him for copyright infringment.
February 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Elon is about to sue him for copyright infringment.
When your rebranding is such a failure that a year+ later emergency notifications still have to waste 20 characters on “ (formerly Twitter) .”
January 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When your rebranding is such a failure that a year+ later emergency notifications still have to waste 20 characters on “ (formerly Twitter) .”
Entering 2015 vs entering 2025
January 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Entering 2015 vs entering 2025
Americans realizing their insurance deductibles just reset.
January 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Americans realizing their insurance deductibles just reset.
It’s over. We’re officially done with these.
December 31, 2024 at 4:51 AM
It’s over. We’re officially done with these.
Remember when people thought the Covid vaccine made them become magnetic and instead of bullying them mercilessly we let them choose the president?
December 25, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Remember when people thought the Covid vaccine made them become magnetic and instead of bullying them mercilessly we let them choose the president?
Just discovered I can 3D print the cylinder in a music box to make it play any song I want.
December 17, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Just discovered I can 3D print the cylinder in a music box to make it play any song I want.
When I saw this as a kid I was like “fun fact!” Now I’m like “damn, that shit must have been stressful.”
December 12, 2024 at 1:40 AM
When I saw this as a kid I was like “fun fact!” Now I’m like “damn, that shit must have been stressful.”
NO ONE:
PETE HEGSETH’S MOM:
PETE HEGSETH’S MOM:
December 5, 2024 at 3:26 AM
NO ONE:
PETE HEGSETH’S MOM:
PETE HEGSETH’S MOM:
Ok, this one is for the 90s kids.
December 1, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Ok, this one is for the 90s kids.
Blessing your timeline.
November 29, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Blessing your timeline.
These are horcruxes.
November 25, 2024 at 12:31 AM
These are horcruxes.
Learning the mandolin and discovered a new way to be annoying.
November 23, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Learning the mandolin and discovered a new way to be annoying.
How it feels rebuilding followers on a new social media site.
November 21, 2024 at 11:58 PM
How it feels rebuilding followers on a new social media site.
Pretty interesting data.
November 20, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Pretty interesting data.
Imagine you’re diagnosed with a rare illness. There’s no cure. Your life is over. A machine artificially keeps you alive in hopes a cure is found. Then, one day, a woman you’ve never seen barges into the room dressed like this, shouts “THIS is a one woman show!” and unplugs you.
July 1, 2023 at 8:48 PM
Imagine you’re diagnosed with a rare illness. There’s no cure. Your life is over. A machine artificially keeps you alive in hopes a cure is found. Then, one day, a woman you’ve never seen barges into the room dressed like this, shouts “THIS is a one woman show!” and unplugs you.
Kendall to Roman and Shiv in the boardroom.
May 29, 2023 at 5:58 AM
Kendall to Roman and Shiv in the boardroom.
Brought Scabby to LA #WGA
May 16, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Brought Scabby to LA #WGA
Some sign appreciators. He worked for Disney since the 60s. Picketed with the WGA as a kid in 1960 with his father who was a WGA award winning writer.
May 5, 2023 at 1:34 AM
Some sign appreciators. He worked for Disney since the 60s. Picketed with the WGA as a kid in 1960 with his father who was a WGA award winning writer.
Stayed up last night recreating signs from the Disney animator strike in 1941.
Same location
Same signs
Same sh*t
Same location
Same signs
Same sh*t
May 5, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Stayed up last night recreating signs from the Disney animator strike in 1941.
Same location
Same signs
Same sh*t
Same location
Same signs
Same sh*t
To kick off my BlueSky, and cleanse myself, here are my current Twitter drafts. Follow me here for more half thought out ideas!
May 1, 2023 at 2:41 AM
To kick off my BlueSky, and cleanse myself, here are my current Twitter drafts. Follow me here for more half thought out ideas!