Jesse Mclaren
@mcjesse.bsky.social
TV Writer. Snowglobe salesman. Son.
Sad seeing Bruce Springsteen become political. If he wrote Born In The USA today it would be all about how the USA *isn’t* so great 🙄
May 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sad seeing Bruce Springsteen become political. If he wrote Born In The USA today it would be all about how the USA *isn’t* so great 🙄
Elon is about to sue him for copyright infringment.
February 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Elon is about to sue him for copyright infringment.
THE WEST WING’S OPENING THEME
“This is an important show about important people.”
THE WEST WING’S CLOSING THEME
“This is the start of a 90s movie about a kid who moved to a new town where he will find an alien who will teach him how to play soccer.”
“This is an important show about important people.”
THE WEST WING’S CLOSING THEME
“This is the start of a 90s movie about a kid who moved to a new town where he will find an alien who will teach him how to play soccer.”
February 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
THE WEST WING’S OPENING THEME
“This is an important show about important people.”
THE WEST WING’S CLOSING THEME
“This is the start of a 90s movie about a kid who moved to a new town where he will find an alien who will teach him how to play soccer.”
“This is an important show about important people.”
THE WEST WING’S CLOSING THEME
“This is the start of a 90s movie about a kid who moved to a new town where he will find an alien who will teach him how to play soccer.”
I’ll be honest, I never liked Catdog’s vibe.
February 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ll be honest, I never liked Catdog’s vibe.
ON BUILDING NAMED AFTER CONFEDERATE GENERAL
"It's had that name for decades. We must respect history."
ON THE BODY OF WATER KNOWN AS THE "GULF OF MEXICO" FOR HALF A MILLENNIUM.
"You mean the Gulf of AMERICA."
"It's had that name for decades. We must respect history."
ON THE BODY OF WATER KNOWN AS THE "GULF OF MEXICO" FOR HALF A MILLENNIUM.
"You mean the Gulf of AMERICA."
January 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
ON BUILDING NAMED AFTER CONFEDERATE GENERAL
"It's had that name for decades. We must respect history."
ON THE BODY OF WATER KNOWN AS THE "GULF OF MEXICO" FOR HALF A MILLENNIUM.
"You mean the Gulf of AMERICA."
"It's had that name for decades. We must respect history."
ON THE BODY OF WATER KNOWN AS THE "GULF OF MEXICO" FOR HALF A MILLENNIUM.
"You mean the Gulf of AMERICA."
When your rebranding is such a failure that a year+ later emergency notifications still have to waste 20 characters on “ (formerly Twitter) .”
January 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When your rebranding is such a failure that a year+ later emergency notifications still have to waste 20 characters on “ (formerly Twitter) .”
Entering 2015 vs entering 2025
January 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Entering 2015 vs entering 2025
ME: And in the future, the biggest movie will be about a seductive vampire from Transylvania!
BRAM STOKER: Dracula!?
ME: Sure.
BRAM STOKER: Dracula!?
ME: Sure.
January 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
ME: And in the future, the biggest movie will be about a seductive vampire from Transylvania!
BRAM STOKER: Dracula!?
ME: Sure.
BRAM STOKER: Dracula!?
ME: Sure.
Americans realizing their insurance deductibles just reset.
January 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Americans realizing their insurance deductibles just reset.
It’s over. We’re officially done with these.
December 31, 2024 at 4:51 AM
It’s over. We’re officially done with these.
I knew it.
Just got the sinking feeling that something terrible is going to happen to Jimmy Carter sometime within the next few years.
December 29, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I knew it.
Just got the sinking feeling that something terrible is going to happen to Jimmy Carter sometime within the next few years.
December 28, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Just got the sinking feeling that something terrible is going to happen to Jimmy Carter sometime within the next few years.
Reposted by Jesse Mclaren
Remember when people thought the Covid vaccine made them become magnetic and instead of bullying them mercilessly we let them choose the president?
December 25, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Remember when people thought the Covid vaccine made them become magnetic and instead of bullying them mercilessly we let them choose the president?
Remember when people thought the Covid vaccine made them become magnetic and instead of bullying them mercilessly we let them choose the president?
December 25, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Remember when people thought the Covid vaccine made them become magnetic and instead of bullying them mercilessly we let them choose the president?
Die Hard is not a “Christmas movie”. It’s Christmas *cinema*.
December 24, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Die Hard is not a “Christmas movie”. It’s Christmas *cinema*.
Just discovered I can 3D print the cylinder in a music box to make it play any song I want.
December 17, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Just discovered I can 3D print the cylinder in a music box to make it play any song I want.
I have millennials ghosts. They say they’ll leave my house once interest rates go down
December 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I have millennials ghosts. They say they’ll leave my house once interest rates go down
Reposted by Jesse Mclaren
ME THEN: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 😰
ME NOW: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 🥰
ME NOW: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 🥰
December 14, 2024 at 10:41 PM
ME THEN: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 😰
ME NOW: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 🥰
ME NOW: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 🥰
ME THEN: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 😰
ME NOW: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 🥰
ME NOW: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 🥰
December 14, 2024 at 10:41 PM
ME THEN: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 😰
ME NOW: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 🥰
ME NOW: We’re all going to be wiped off the face of the planet soon. 🥰
Waited until she was in a country with universal healthcare
to get a hip replacement. Once again she beat the market.
to get a hip replacement. Once again she beat the market.
Nancy Pelosi had hip replacement surgery on Saturday after falling while on an official trip to Luxembourg, her office said.
Pelosi Has Hip Replacement Surgery After Fall
The former speaker of the House “is well on the mend,” her spokesman said. She fell while in Luxembourg as part of a congressional delegation to mark the 80th anniversary of the Battle of the Bulge.
www.nytimes.com
December 14, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Waited until she was in a country with universal healthcare
to get a hip replacement. Once again she beat the market.
to get a hip replacement. Once again she beat the market.
Oh, you’re in the “Christmas Spirit?” Cool. So all October you were just faking being spooky for likes? …Got it.
December 12, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Oh, you’re in the “Christmas Spirit?” Cool. So all October you were just faking being spooky for likes? …Got it.
If you don’t understand why people are infuriated with healthcare companies it’s because there’s a club that you’re not part of yet. Give it time!
December 12, 2024 at 2:12 AM
If you don’t understand why people are infuriated with healthcare companies it’s because there’s a club that you’re not part of yet. Give it time!
When I saw this as a kid I was like “fun fact!” Now I’m like “damn, that shit must have been stressful.”
December 12, 2024 at 1:40 AM
When I saw this as a kid I was like “fun fact!” Now I’m like “damn, that shit must have been stressful.”
Reposted by Jesse Mclaren
Weird, I have a specific memory of him not dying.
On Dec. 5, 2013, Nelson Mandela, the anti-apartheid leader who became South Africa’s first Black president, died at age 95.
Read more about what happened on this date: shorturl.at/99UvE
Read more about what happened on this date: shorturl.at/99UvE
December 5, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Weird, I have a specific memory of him not dying.
Weird, I have a specific memory of him not dying.
On Dec. 5, 2013, Nelson Mandela, the anti-apartheid leader who became South Africa’s first Black president, died at age 95.
Read more about what happened on this date: shorturl.at/99UvE
Read more about what happened on this date: shorturl.at/99UvE
December 5, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Weird, I have a specific memory of him not dying.