Chris
mchowster.bsky.social
Chris
@mchowster.bsky.social
Culturally unemployed (non-practicing)
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
January 7, 2026 at 6:36 AM
HEADLINE: Mark Carney executed SS style on the Whitehouse lawn.
How does this affect the production of Heated Rivalry season 2?
January 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
HEADLINE: Trump a bit out of his depth since this is the first time he's kidnapped someone over the age of 18
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
All these Gen Z kids talking about how "now" Stranger Things is kinda cringe and corny.
It's always been a little ass.
Sorry, but you watched season 1 when you were in middle school. Shits not gonna hit the same now when you're pushing 30. You're the one who's washed, unc.
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Doing a land acknowledgement on Epstein Island
December 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What an amazing performance from Jeremy Renner in Wake Up Dead Man.
If only there was an app where I could get more Jeremy Renner on demand. Sad that does exist
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Wait... Wtf
December 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
They really gonna tell you not to cry over this 😓
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Deeply unserious movie
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I like that big Philippino woman who loves doing drugs and being evil
December 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Avatar Fire and Ash starts dipping in the polls and suddenly liberals forget all about vote blue no matter who 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Millennials hate 67 like they weren't the ones who invented Does The Narwhal Bacon at Midnight
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The amount of programs I have running on my computer at once is enough to make a grown man weep
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I just bought a ticket for Wake Up Dead Man and not 5 minutes later got spoiled as to who the killer is...
December 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
She recession on my indicators til I gig economy
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Thanks imdb. This was helpful
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
She's collecting them.
I don't know what she's doing with them yet
December 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
WHAT THE HELL!?
SHE'S GOT ANOTHER NEW WHITE BOY!?
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Top 0.05% listener of women's voices.
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Election results after hearing them all speak French
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
They're going to tell you not to cry over this..
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
HEADLINE: Absentee landlord tries to fix broken marriage by covering over her with white paint
"this is how I solve all my problems with my apartments"
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Diva Down
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm making a modern remake of 12 Angry Men, which is pretty much the exact same except everyone's on their damn phones
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM