Chris
@mchowster.bsky.social
Once I get my tax return, all my day ones gonna be ballin
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Once I get my tax return, all my day ones gonna be ballin
I don't know who was in charge of spelling "February", but they did it wrong.
February 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I don't know who was in charge of spelling "February", but they did it wrong.
I post for a they/them lesbian audience in mind. All other demographic need not apply.
February 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I post for a they/them lesbian audience in mind. All other demographic need not apply.
I can't believe when it comes to beers, Trump is like "I never touch the stuff"
But when it comes to kids...
But when it comes to kids...
January 31, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I can't believe when it comes to beers, Trump is like "I never touch the stuff"
But when it comes to kids...
But when it comes to kids...
My ancestors looking down on me as I add another "*first name* (hinge)" to my phone contact list
January 27, 2026 at 10:47 PM
My ancestors looking down on me as I add another "*first name* (hinge)" to my phone contact list
She be crouching on my tiger til I hidden Dragon
January 26, 2026 at 10:58 PM
She be crouching on my tiger til I hidden Dragon
HEADLINE: Toronto man desperately going through Hinge matches to find someone to hunker down with during the snow storm.
January 26, 2026 at 12:22 AM
HEADLINE: Toronto man desperately going through Hinge matches to find someone to hunker down with during the snow storm.
I'm going to "hope you're staying safe during this snow storm" my way back into her life
January 25, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I'm going to "hope you're staying safe during this snow storm" my way back into her life
I tweet for an audience of one (God)
January 23, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I tweet for an audience of one (God)
The way bisexual women hate men but always end up with a man is just like me but with white people.
January 22, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The way bisexual women hate men but always end up with a man is just like me but with white people.
- recognizes the state of Palestine
- spearheads the end of American global hegemony
- creates a "one Canada economy"
Marx Commie has been unleashed
- spearheads the end of American global hegemony
- creates a "one Canada economy"
Marx Commie has been unleashed
January 21, 2026 at 10:04 PM
- recognizes the state of Palestine
- spearheads the end of American global hegemony
- creates a "one Canada economy"
Marx Commie has been unleashed
- spearheads the end of American global hegemony
- creates a "one Canada economy"
Marx Commie has been unleashed
BREAKING: Trump has just invaded Roku City.
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
BREAKING: Trump has just invaded Roku City.
Canada after making big deals with China and then having to go to war to defend Greenland:
January 17, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Canada after making big deals with China and then having to go to war to defend Greenland:
How Imma be rolling in my new Chinese EV
January 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
How Imma be rolling in my new Chinese EV
HEADLINE: Mark Carney cancels French Duolingo in exchange for Mandarin Chinese (5🔥)
"I like it better here than I do in Quebec. I'm not leaving."
"I like it better here than I do in Quebec. I'm not leaving."
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
HEADLINE: Mark Carney cancels French Duolingo in exchange for Mandarin Chinese (5🔥)
"I like it better here than I do in Quebec. I'm not leaving."
"I like it better here than I do in Quebec. I'm not leaving."
Meme sending gap relationship
January 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Meme sending gap relationship
MFs will be the most degenerate, fowl, cretinous, slobs one can ever encounter and call that being anti-establishment
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
MFs will be the most degenerate, fowl, cretinous, slobs one can ever encounter and call that being anti-establishment
Author JK Rowling on her next career move:
"I'm taking a long needed break from transphobia to explore other passions like islamophobia."
"I'm taking a long needed break from transphobia to explore other passions like islamophobia."
January 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Author JK Rowling on her next career move:
"I'm taking a long needed break from transphobia to explore other passions like islamophobia."
"I'm taking a long needed break from transphobia to explore other passions like islamophobia."
Culturally unemployed (non-practicing)
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Culturally unemployed (non-practicing)
HEADLINE: Mark Carney executed SS style on the Whitehouse lawn.
How does this affect the production of Heated Rivalry season 2?
How does this affect the production of Heated Rivalry season 2?
January 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
HEADLINE: Mark Carney executed SS style on the Whitehouse lawn.
How does this affect the production of Heated Rivalry season 2?
How does this affect the production of Heated Rivalry season 2?
HEADLINE: Trump a bit out of his depth since this is the first time he's kidnapped someone over the age of 18
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
HEADLINE: Trump a bit out of his depth since this is the first time he's kidnapped someone over the age of 18
All these Gen Z kids talking about how "now" Stranger Things is kinda cringe and corny.
It's always been a little ass.
Sorry, but you watched season 1 when you were in middle school. Shits not gonna hit the same now when you're pushing 30. You're the one who's washed, unc.
It's always been a little ass.
Sorry, but you watched season 1 when you were in middle school. Shits not gonna hit the same now when you're pushing 30. You're the one who's washed, unc.
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
All these Gen Z kids talking about how "now" Stranger Things is kinda cringe and corny.
It's always been a little ass.
Sorry, but you watched season 1 when you were in middle school. Shits not gonna hit the same now when you're pushing 30. You're the one who's washed, unc.
It's always been a little ass.
Sorry, but you watched season 1 when you were in middle school. Shits not gonna hit the same now when you're pushing 30. You're the one who's washed, unc.
Doing a land acknowledgement on Epstein Island
December 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Doing a land acknowledgement on Epstein Island