mattie!
@mcherry333.bsky.social
not secret secret account
came here to commemorate the death of twitter
🏳️🌈🇮🇹🇺🇸
came here to commemorate the death of twitter
🏳️🌈🇮🇹🇺🇸
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i don’t want impeachment, i want (redacted)
February 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
i don’t want impeachment, i want (redacted)
actually nobody can ever fucking speak to me again, thanks
February 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
actually nobody can ever fucking speak to me again, thanks
i don’t think anyone in my close circle realizes how deeply i care for ‘em. i would literally run myself over for y’all & the reason none of you have any idea is because i don’t want you to be pressured to feel the same way about me or for my vulnerability and passion to push you away
feelings suck
feelings suck
February 16, 2026 at 6:13 AM
i don’t think anyone in my close circle realizes how deeply i care for ‘em. i would literally run myself over for y’all & the reason none of you have any idea is because i don’t want you to be pressured to feel the same way about me or for my vulnerability and passion to push you away
feelings suck
feelings suck
i truly think my yappathon capabilities are my best and worst quality
it is both a blessing and a curse to harbor this inherent need to express every thought i have and use as many words as possible to do so
doesn’t help that my brain thinks faster than my mouth lmao
it is both a blessing and a curse to harbor this inherent need to express every thought i have and use as many words as possible to do so
doesn’t help that my brain thinks faster than my mouth lmao
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
i truly think my yappathon capabilities are my best and worst quality
it is both a blessing and a curse to harbor this inherent need to express every thought i have and use as many words as possible to do so
doesn’t help that my brain thinks faster than my mouth lmao
it is both a blessing and a curse to harbor this inherent need to express every thought i have and use as many words as possible to do so
doesn’t help that my brain thinks faster than my mouth lmao
2 years ago today, my dad didn’t know i was gay. 1 year ago today, he didn’t know i had a girlfriend.
this year, i came home to this on the tree and was asked to bring my lovely girlfriend to xmas with my family.
if you’d told either time in the past this is where i’d be, i’d laugh in your face.
this year, i came home to this on the tree and was asked to bring my lovely girlfriend to xmas with my family.
if you’d told either time in the past this is where i’d be, i’d laugh in your face.
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
2 years ago today, my dad didn’t know i was gay. 1 year ago today, he didn’t know i had a girlfriend.
this year, i came home to this on the tree and was asked to bring my lovely girlfriend to xmas with my family.
if you’d told either time in the past this is where i’d be, i’d laugh in your face.
this year, i came home to this on the tree and was asked to bring my lovely girlfriend to xmas with my family.
if you’d told either time in the past this is where i’d be, i’d laugh in your face.
someday you’ll get rejected from a sports team and say “hmm i have free time and i’m remotely interested in theater”
then you’ll audition (terribly) and somehow land a role that’s perfect for you.
it is so vitally important that you accept it.
then you’ll audition (terribly) and somehow land a role that’s perfect for you.
it is so vitally important that you accept it.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
someday you’ll get rejected from a sports team and say “hmm i have free time and i’m remotely interested in theater”
then you’ll audition (terribly) and somehow land a role that’s perfect for you.
it is so vitally important that you accept it.
then you’ll audition (terribly) and somehow land a role that’s perfect for you.
it is so vitally important that you accept it.
immortalizing my eye look from today’s show for 1st Witch in Macbeth :)
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
immortalizing my eye look from today’s show for 1st Witch in Macbeth :)
genuinely how
when the hell did i do that
when the hell did i do that
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
genuinely how
when the hell did i do that
when the hell did i do that
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
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It's such a sad thing about human nature - say you absolutely loathed a book and everyone wants to know what it was.
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It's such a sad thing about human nature - say you absolutely loathed a book and everyone wants to know what it was.
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
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I often wondered what people who don't listen to Lady Gaga all the time fill their days with and thanks to Spotify Wrapped I am none the wiser because who the fuck are half these artists
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I often wondered what people who don't listen to Lady Gaga all the time fill their days with and thanks to Spotify Wrapped I am none the wiser because who the fuck are half these artists
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I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
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Feliz cumpleaños Ozzy, allá donde estés.
Feliz cumpleaños Ozzy, allá donde estés.
BLACK SABBATH - "Paranoid" from The End (Live Video)
YouTube video by Black Sabbath
youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Feliz cumpleaños Ozzy, allá donde estés.
Feliz cumpleaños Ozzy, allá donde estés.
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I hate when no song feels right
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I hate when no song feels right
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Please add "puppy killers" to your proposed travel ban.
WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE.
WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE.
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Please add "puppy killers" to your proposed travel ban.
WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE.
WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE.
y’all ever tie your ponytail so high you can feel the bald spot coming
the things i do for theater bro
the things i do for theater bro
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
y’all ever tie your ponytail so high you can feel the bald spot coming
the things i do for theater bro
the things i do for theater bro
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i wasn’t sick this morning but my friend asked me if i was and now i feel like i am.
count your days.
count your days.
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i wasn’t sick this morning but my friend asked me if i was and now i feel like i am.
count your days.
count your days.
i think i am shown more and more every day that literally anyone can be the president
sos
sos
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i think i am shown more and more every day that literally anyone can be the president
sos
sos
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“I have absolutely no idea which part of my body the MRI was looking at. BUT I’M 1000% SURE IT WASN’T THE BRAIN!!!”
It was the brain, if only to see if he has one.
It was the brain, if only to see if he has one.
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“I have absolutely no idea which part of my body the MRI was looking at. BUT I’M 1000% SURE IT WASN’T THE BRAIN!!!”
It was the brain, if only to see if he has one.
It was the brain, if only to see if he has one.
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been a while since i've done one so #promosky ٠࣪⭑₊˚ . ݁
❆ zelda
❆ pokémon
❆ mario kart
❆ smash bros
❆ animal crossing
❆ stardew valley
❆ ffxiv
❆ hades
❆ hollow knight
❆ nier
❆ okami
❆ resident evil
❆ undertale
❆ anime/manga
❆ arcane
❆ kpop demon hunters
❆ art
❆ lgbtqia+
♡︎/↺ appreciated ₊⊹.𖥔 ݁ ˖˚
❆ zelda
❆ pokémon
❆ mario kart
❆ smash bros
❆ animal crossing
❆ stardew valley
❆ ffxiv
❆ hades
❆ hollow knight
❆ nier
❆ okami
❆ resident evil
❆ undertale
❆ anime/manga
❆ arcane
❆ kpop demon hunters
❆ art
❆ lgbtqia+
♡︎/↺ appreciated ₊⊹.𖥔 ݁ ˖˚
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
been a while since i've done one so #promosky ٠࣪⭑₊˚ . ݁
❆ zelda
❆ pokémon
❆ mario kart
❆ smash bros
❆ animal crossing
❆ stardew valley
❆ ffxiv
❆ hades
❆ hollow knight
❆ nier
❆ okami
❆ resident evil
❆ undertale
❆ anime/manga
❆ arcane
❆ kpop demon hunters
❆ art
❆ lgbtqia+
♡︎/↺ appreciated ₊⊹.𖥔 ݁ ˖˚
❆ zelda
❆ pokémon
❆ mario kart
❆ smash bros
❆ animal crossing
❆ stardew valley
❆ ffxiv
❆ hades
❆ hollow knight
❆ nier
❆ okami
❆ resident evil
❆ undertale
❆ anime/manga
❆ arcane
❆ kpop demon hunters
❆ art
❆ lgbtqia+
♡︎/↺ appreciated ₊⊹.𖥔 ݁ ˖˚
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Can you imagine if any other politician said “I had an MRI and I have no idea why?”
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Can you imagine if any other politician said “I had an MRI and I have no idea why?”
i need like four shots of espresso, a flow state, and a nerdy little new yorker to discuss wicked: for good vs the second half of the broadway musical with
applications are open 🫡
applications are open 🫡
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i need like four shots of espresso, a flow state, and a nerdy little new yorker to discuss wicked: for good vs the second half of the broadway musical with
applications are open 🫡
applications are open 🫡
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i heard they added girl to fortnite
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
i heard they added girl to fortnite