mcgurks.bsky.social
@mcgurks.bsky.social
Okay I’m not usually a weirdo but last night I had a dream about the nephilim and I have been unsettled all day
January 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I have the world’s most tolerant dog and also the world’s biggest menace of a child
January 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I know we could never come together as a society because we can’t even pull our heads out of our asses long enough to let people zipper merge
January 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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If only we were merely living in an SNL skit
January 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I can’t believe it’s 2025 and we’re having disagreements about whether or not being a nazi is bad
January 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I’m just glad Merrick Garland can sleep well knowing he followed norms and traditions!
January 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Um. What did I just watch?
January 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
But I will say I do hate the eagles and this is another bummer of the weekend
January 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I believe political polarization is our biggest issue and I refuse to participate in the red vs blue back and forth, but I really can’t stand the hate and vitriol I see on the internet from the right. It’s so frustrating to see that
January 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I dunno, sometimes I feel like I’m never gonna become an oligarch 😔
January 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I wasted that precious time being a child and reading the funnies rather than absorbing the reading the politics section
January 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
How cool it must have been to be able to walk out your front door on a Sunday morning in a robe and slippers and grab your newspaper and read reliable news with a nice cup of coffee.
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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For the people in the back…
January 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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For fans of chronically bad teams who look at the Commanders and find hope, the biggest change your team can make is to get a new OWNER.

But as Jed York once said, you can’t fire the owner.
January 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
What are some good accounts to follow to watch the chaos unfold in DC over the next couple of days?
January 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Anyway, SNL is funny tonight.
January 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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the premise of Good Will Hunting is so funny. "What if there was a boy who was a once in a lifetime genius, handsome, everybody likes him, but tragically he is from South Boston a handicap that threatens to ruin his entire life"
January 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Reading through all these posts pretending I’m in the comment section of a tik tok video 😢
January 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I just reached my last video on tik tok and the commanders are about to beat the lions. Tonight SUCKS
January 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Welp…
January 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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This is the same guy who wants to annex Canada?
January 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad

Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
January 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
For comparison purposes, here’s what a crisp sunrise looks like
January 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The coolest thing about living w/ this view is that we can always see storms rolling in. I dropped my son off at school this morning in just a t shirt and this time tomorrow it will be sub freezing - maybe even sub zero. The mountains are already looking like an arctic blast
January 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
For the last few days I’ve been trying to think of the perfect thing to say for my first post on blue sky. Last night I had a Jerry Seinfeld moment and thought I thought of something, woke up and for the life of me couldn’t remember. So here ya go, this is probably the best it’s gonna get
January 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM