MCFC Salt Miner
@mcfcsaltmine.bsky.social
He/Him. British/American depending on mood.
Noisy Neighbors said I was funny once. A long time ago.
Noisy Neighbors said I was funny once. A long time ago.
Not this one, which is weird because Trump has a total crush on him.
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Not this one, which is weird because Trump has a total crush on him.
My greyhound gets excited to go for walks and will try and pull me towards her lead by the hand. With her mouth, where all the teeth are.
It's very sweet still.
It's very sweet still.
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My greyhound gets excited to go for walks and will try and pull me towards her lead by the hand. With her mouth, where all the teeth are.
It's very sweet still.
It's very sweet still.
Sad news from Manchester, the city will come together as it always does to show there's no place for hate.
October 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Sad news from Manchester, the city will come together as it always does to show there's no place for hate.
Picture has been massively edited to remove identifying information. Also not pictured, that lady's massive dog who took an interest in my shoes.
September 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Picture has been massively edited to remove identifying information. Also not pictured, that lady's massive dog who took an interest in my shoes.
Reasonable, someone in Panera should be considered armed and delicious.
September 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Reasonable, someone in Panera should be considered armed and delicious.
Listening to a City podcast and someone said Chelsea have the players to challenge for the title.
Yeah, true, but they're not all allowed on the pitch at the same time...
Yeah, true, but they're not all allowed on the pitch at the same time...
August 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Listening to a City podcast and someone said Chelsea have the players to challenge for the title.
Yeah, true, but they're not all allowed on the pitch at the same time...
Yeah, true, but they're not all allowed on the pitch at the same time...
Are you following my state's junior senator?
June 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Are you following my state's junior senator?
Yeah, judge for yourself. 😄😄😄
June 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Yeah, judge for yourself. 😄😄😄
There's a car waiting. It's not an Uber.
May 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
There's a car waiting. It's not an Uber.
It's a mess. I love it.
May 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's a mess. I love it.
There's half of it mate. 😄😄😄
April 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
There's half of it mate. 😄😄😄
Is 1 the lowest or can we get this motherfucker all the way to 0?!
April 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Is 1 the lowest or can we get this motherfucker all the way to 0?!
Senator Booker showing Elon Musk how easy it is to send someone your heart without making it Nazi.
April 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Senator Booker showing Elon Musk how easy it is to send someone your heart without making it Nazi.
You know how all those right-wing dickheads idolise Churchill? They should see how he dressed when he was fighting a war.
February 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
You know how all those right-wing dickheads idolise Churchill? They should see how he dressed when he was fighting a war.
Only seen BKs but then I've never been in the US military.
February 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Only seen BKs but then I've never been in the US military.
Stupider than... THIS?!
February 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Stupider than... THIS?!
He'd have to have a neck first. Dude looked like he was sat behind a picture of a suit.
January 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
He'd have to have a neck first. Dude looked like he was sat behind a picture of a suit.
All the (I presume) Wiccans who have followed me are going to be mad disappointed to discover I follow a Norse god.
January 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All the (I presume) Wiccans who have followed me are going to be mad disappointed to discover I follow a Norse god.