Wolf Cola
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they're calling it the mentalest health crisis ever
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 AM
they're calling it the mentalest health crisis ever
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so you’re a low-level agent of a state apparatus responsible for a high-profile incident of unjustifiable violence. never fear: your boss is a capricious layabout whose defining characteristic, aside from disloyalty, is his annoyance at anything that distracts him from looking at a hole in his lawn
January 25, 2026 at 1:59 AM
so you’re a low-level agent of a state apparatus responsible for a high-profile incident of unjustifiable violence. never fear: your boss is a capricious layabout whose defining characteristic, aside from disloyalty, is his annoyance at anything that distracts him from looking at a hole in his lawn
welcome to the woke side, penguinz0 😎 happy to see u here
January 25, 2026 at 2:17 AM
welcome to the woke side, penguinz0 😎 happy to see u here
garbage plate
(not pictured: day drinking a genny cream ale, with which i also made all the other stuff except the olives)
(not pictured: day drinking a genny cream ale, with which i also made all the other stuff except the olives)
January 25, 2026 at 1:47 AM
garbage plate
(not pictured: day drinking a genny cream ale, with which i also made all the other stuff except the olives)
(not pictured: day drinking a genny cream ale, with which i also made all the other stuff except the olives)
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made a new ref for my baaaaaaaaaat :3c
#PUP3DYK3ART
#PUP3DYK3ART
January 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
made a new ref for my baaaaaaaaaat :3c
#PUP3DYK3ART
#PUP3DYK3ART
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20% cooler than the other kids on the block (*˘︶˘*)
#babyfur #babyfurart
#abdl #abdlart
(re-upload because I forgot to colour in the bangs qwq)
#babyfur #babyfurart
#abdl #abdlart
(re-upload because I forgot to colour in the bangs qwq)
January 8, 2026 at 10:26 AM
20% cooler than the other kids on the block (*˘︶˘*)
#babyfur #babyfurart
#abdl #abdlart
(re-upload because I forgot to colour in the bangs qwq)
#babyfur #babyfurart
#abdl #abdlart
(re-upload because I forgot to colour in the bangs qwq)
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Reposted by Wolf Cola
Reposted by Wolf Cola
I can't imagine a nonviolent way through this other than a completely unprecedented "entire country shuts down until he's literally dragged out of office by his hair into a cell"
January 24, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I can't imagine a nonviolent way through this other than a completely unprecedented "entire country shuts down until he's literally dragged out of office by his hair into a cell"
ice-involved pantswetting
January 24, 2026 at 8:41 PM
ice-involved pantswetting
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Let everything they release into the world be returned to them times ten. Spirits, hear my prayer.
January 24, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Let everything they release into the world be returned to them times ten. Spirits, hear my prayer.
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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
JUST DECLARE THAT MINNESOTA IS AN ICE-FREE ZONE BRO
January 24, 2026 at 5:55 PM
JUST DECLARE THAT MINNESOTA IS AN ICE-FREE ZONE BRO
another ICE-involved oopsiedoopsie 😭😭
January 24, 2026 at 5:53 PM
another ICE-involved oopsiedoopsie 😭😭
the era of PLUR is over
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 AM
the era of PLUR is over
brevity is the hole of shit
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
brevity is the hole of shit
dogs are so fucking stupid.
somepony comes up to me with a syringe full of mystery goop? great! i love surprises!!
somepony comes up to me with a folded up cheese slice? they will get kicked in the nuts.
somepony comes up to me with a syringe full of mystery goop? great! i love surprises!!
somepony comes up to me with a folded up cheese slice? they will get kicked in the nuts.
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
dogs are so fucking stupid.
somepony comes up to me with a syringe full of mystery goop? great! i love surprises!!
somepony comes up to me with a folded up cheese slice? they will get kicked in the nuts.
somepony comes up to me with a syringe full of mystery goop? great! i love surprises!!
somepony comes up to me with a folded up cheese slice? they will get kicked in the nuts.
blasting my air horn into the sky every time the death toll clicks in one of these red state shitholes
January 23, 2026 at 7:55 PM
blasting my air horn into the sky every time the death toll clicks in one of these red state shitholes