Sam McCullough
@mcculloughsam.bsky.social
on Monday, someone in a group chat of non-Minnesotans dared to text “this Varland kid has great stuff” and I responded very normally, nothing weird at all.
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
on Monday, someone in a group chat of non-Minnesotans dared to text “this Varland kid has great stuff” and I responded very normally, nothing weird at all.
no, but I have been previously. and I suppose that is one of the only other scenarios in which this would come up. we all just loved this special edition corduroy minor league baseball dugout jacket and slowly peer pressured each other.
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
no, but I have been previously. and I suppose that is one of the only other scenarios in which this would come up. we all just loved this special edition corduroy minor league baseball dugout jacket and slowly peer pressured each other.
might get through the winter by just posting extremely low quality Wolves memes on Bluesky.
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
might get through the winter by just posting extremely low quality Wolves memes on Bluesky.
I don’t think this is the entire problem obviously, but I do think the moment it became socially acceptable for men to start going on television professionally while dressed like this was a real turning point in the decline of polite society.
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I don’t think this is the entire problem obviously, but I do think the moment it became socially acceptable for men to start going on television professionally while dressed like this was a real turning point in the decline of polite society.
this is a man I can drink a lot of beers with.
May 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
this is a man I can drink a lot of beers with.
also there’s no need to pretend, we have this person already. static01.nyt.com/images/2016/...
May 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
also there’s no need to pretend, we have this person already. static01.nyt.com/images/2016/...
fixed it for you.
May 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
fixed it for you.
I sent this to my much less online Gopher friends and one of them did this. look at the absolute sickos I associate with. celebrating 14 year old Marquis Grey touchdowns. perverse. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
April 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I sent this to my much less online Gopher friends and one of them did this. look at the absolute sickos I associate with. celebrating 14 year old Marquis Grey touchdowns. perverse. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
rowtheboatskiumahgogophers
April 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
rowtheboatskiumahgogophers
in honor of Saint Patrick’s Day, please enjoy the insane Ireland story from Richard Scarry’s Busy Busy World.
March 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
in honor of Saint Patrick’s Day, please enjoy the insane Ireland story from Richard Scarry’s Busy Busy World.
“he’s so sad, I have to have him” is what I said to my wife.
March 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
“he’s so sad, I have to have him” is what I said to my wife.
happy Saturday morning.
March 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
happy Saturday morning.
February 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
good news: stump party rules.
bad news: i’m susceptible to any @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social based cult.
bad news: i’m susceptible to any @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social based cult.
February 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
good news: stump party rules.
bad news: i’m susceptible to any @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social based cult.
bad news: i’m susceptible to any @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social based cult.
I am 100% serious that Daniel Jones should come out to start the second half. and you have to hear me out on this one because I’m wearing this shirt.
January 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I am 100% serious that Daniel Jones should come out to start the second half. and you have to hear me out on this one because I’m wearing this shirt.
a big thanks to @toddgregory.bsky.social for reminding me of the brief stretch of 2018 where I thought ironic bitmoji usage was a good and funny bit. dark times.
January 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
a big thanks to @toddgregory.bsky.social for reminding me of the brief stretch of 2018 where I thought ironic bitmoji usage was a good and funny bit. dark times.
this is the ideal plate.
November 28, 2024 at 10:00 PM
this is the ideal plate.
your annual reminder that your Thanksgiving will never touch mine. my mom’s brother was adopted from Vietnam and used to own a restaurant. so we do a full elaborate classic spread and then layer multiple pans of this over top of it every year.
November 28, 2024 at 9:45 PM
your annual reminder that your Thanksgiving will never touch mine. my mom’s brother was adopted from Vietnam and used to own a restaurant. so we do a full elaborate classic spread and then layer multiple pans of this over top of it every year.
you grow exponentially stronger with each one that your body manages to tolerate. there is no limit. but if you eat one of these you should go to some kind of prison.
November 15, 2024 at 12:49 AM
you grow exponentially stronger with each one that your body manages to tolerate. there is no limit. but if you eat one of these you should go to some kind of prison.
this might be my new most sincerely held political belief.
November 15, 2024 at 12:12 AM
this might be my new most sincerely held political belief.