Rob McColley 🇺🇦
@mccolley.bsky.social
musician, bartender, attorney, Illini basketball writer, dishwasher, lawnmower, pastafarian
This is absolutely the face (and the toupée) of the Mountain Dew swilling, NASCAR-loving Bible Belter who would write exactly that load of horseshit.
His name is not Gerald, after all. It's Jerry. He's pure American white trash.
His name is not Gerald, after all. It's Jerry. He's pure American white trash.
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This is absolutely the face (and the toupée) of the Mountain Dew swilling, NASCAR-loving Bible Belter who would write exactly that load of horseshit.
His name is not Gerald, after all. It's Jerry. He's pure American white trash.
His name is not Gerald, after all. It's Jerry. He's pure American white trash.
All my #Sengled smart bulbs became stupid today.
I asked #AmazonAlexa
if my Sengled Bluetooth lightbulbs would ever work again.
She didn't say Sengled needs to pony up some money, but I'll bet that's what happened.
I asked #AmazonAlexa
if my Sengled Bluetooth lightbulbs would ever work again.
She didn't say Sengled needs to pony up some money, but I'll bet that's what happened.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
All my #Sengled smart bulbs became stupid today.
I asked #AmazonAlexa
if my Sengled Bluetooth lightbulbs would ever work again.
She didn't say Sengled needs to pony up some money, but I'll bet that's what happened.
I asked #AmazonAlexa
if my Sengled Bluetooth lightbulbs would ever work again.
She didn't say Sengled needs to pony up some money, but I'll bet that's what happened.
Yep another planned #i3Broadband outage.
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yep another planned #i3Broadband outage.
Well, he certainly has been naughty.
October 31, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Well, he certainly has been naughty.
I see.
That response doesn't appear in my timeline, and I didn't see it. But I agree now that you responded.
I'm going to blame Bluesky.
Now, the next question: Did you know that that it was a Schutzstaffel symbol before you ever heard of Graham Platner?
That response doesn't appear in my timeline, and I didn't see it. But I agree now that you responded.
I'm going to blame Bluesky.
Now, the next question: Did you know that that it was a Schutzstaffel symbol before you ever heard of Graham Platner?
October 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I see.
That response doesn't appear in my timeline, and I didn't see it. But I agree now that you responded.
I'm going to blame Bluesky.
Now, the next question: Did you know that that it was a Schutzstaffel symbol before you ever heard of Graham Platner?
That response doesn't appear in my timeline, and I didn't see it. But I agree now that you responded.
I'm going to blame Bluesky.
Now, the next question: Did you know that that it was a Schutzstaffel symbol before you ever heard of Graham Platner?
Maybe I shouldn't admit this failure, but the fact is that I've NEVER searched for a clitoral stimulation device on Twitter, nor through my Google account, nor on any operating system I use.
But I guess Elon will take the income wherever he can find it.
But I guess Elon will take the income wherever he can find it.
October 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Maybe I shouldn't admit this failure, but the fact is that I've NEVER searched for a clitoral stimulation device on Twitter, nor through my Google account, nor on any operating system I use.
But I guess Elon will take the income wherever he can find it.
But I guess Elon will take the income wherever he can find it.
More proof that Sam Ezersky isn't caught up on current events.
October 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
More proof that Sam Ezersky isn't caught up on current events.
@samthielman.com I think it's unfortunate that I can't reply to a person who replied to me without following.
@jay.bsky.team still has some kinks to work out with #Bluesky
@jay.bsky.team still has some kinks to work out with #Bluesky
October 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
@samthielman.com I think it's unfortunate that I can't reply to a person who replied to me without following.
@jay.bsky.team still has some kinks to work out with #Bluesky
@jay.bsky.team still has some kinks to work out with #Bluesky
More proof that Sam Ezersky is intentionally torturing us.
October 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
More proof that Sam Ezersky is intentionally torturing us.
More proof that Sam Ezersky is lodged in the wrong vessel.
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
More proof that Sam Ezersky is lodged in the wrong vessel.
A lot of Tom content looks like this.
October 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A lot of Tom content looks like this.
JD Vance sent my dad a check for $47, payable to the Republican National Committee "to support President Trump."
I'm curious to know what "support" he needs. For his 2028 campaign, perhaps?
Bright side - I now have JD Vance's checking account and routing numbers.
I'm curious to know what "support" he needs. For his 2028 campaign, perhaps?
Bright side - I now have JD Vance's checking account and routing numbers.
October 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
JD Vance sent my dad a check for $47, payable to the Republican National Committee "to support President Trump."
I'm curious to know what "support" he needs. For his 2028 campaign, perhaps?
Bright side - I now have JD Vance's checking account and routing numbers.
I'm curious to know what "support" he needs. For his 2028 campaign, perhaps?
Bright side - I now have JD Vance's checking account and routing numbers.
Wow, that's a lot of words.
It must have been an 88 magnum.
It must have been an 88 magnum.
September 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Wow, that's a lot of words.
It must have been an 88 magnum.
It must have been an 88 magnum.
More proof that Sam Ezersky doesn't know how to share the wealth.
September 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
More proof that Sam Ezersky doesn't know how to share the wealth.
