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Stan Belinda Carlisle
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me responding to me when I make a horrific dad joke
January 23, 2026 at 4:46 PM
bro lol
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 AM
When Bari Weiss says literally anything
January 19, 2026 at 6:31 PM
This is an incredible 1-2 punch this person unleashed here. Gotta respect it tbh.
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Went to ESPN's baseball page and this is the image with the top story! I thought we signed someone big! And we did, in 2006 lol. It's just a story about Christmas week signings and I'm sad again.
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Not our boy Garb but this was incredible.
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Maybe the Padres can get a Leo De Vries level prospect or something for Miller
December 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I like how it's just an assumed fact that the troops being there in the first place is totally cool. It's our right to do so, I guess! Then comes another kicker later in the article about who attacked our troops
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Bro what the FUCK did Panini do to Will Clark on this card?
December 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Yeah this is crazy but given the context of beatings QBs take it was even crazier what Steve DeBerg did.
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"Capitalism is neutral" is so funny.
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Stieb was literally the best pitcher of the 1980s, he led all of MLB in rWAR for 3 straight seasons, and MLB writers always held against him the fact that the Blue Jays weren't good when he did it. Look at what the writers did to him when he was at his best lol.
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Mel Allen's laughing "how about that" while Dick Enberg gives this look is such a perfect ending it's unreal.
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This heater Mann went on was absolutely incredible.
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Collateral was so good just for this line
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh it's even worse. Way down in the piece he, without a single question, goes along with the Tigers and their payroll situation. That's some real hack stuff.
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The next paragraph absolutely does not discuss how the Tigers can afford him if they want to. God this is so stupid. National MLB writers are so dim.
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ok what the fuck is this lol. The Tigers are a playoff team and Skubal is their ace, and the best pitcher in baseball, and this is the angle of the piece? Baseball is so fucking broken.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Like what even is this statement from the House minority leader lmao
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I do love how there is a Jeremy Affeldt in every sport but not too many at any given time. If athletes started drowning the "funny injury" space they wouldn't be as much fun.
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
They each played a half and they're both rookies. Pretty wild for a qb in 2025 to go 4-16 without inclement weather being a factor.
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I have the Seahawks defense in fantasy football and look at the helpful weather report attached (they're playing in a dome)
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is my Willow telling me she was done on a walk because she was too hot (it was like 50 degrees)
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The Netflix algorithm is doing great! Gonna put on one of these great crowd pleasers right now because I don't want something super violent and depressing!
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They're the best dogs ever, man. This is my Willow who absolutely will not be quiet and she's always right about everything.
October 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM