Michael Carvin
@mcarvin.bsky.social
Married to a saint. Socially awkward. Liberal. Focus, attention = kryptonite
Learning→trying→failing→repeatedly to develop an app for dog owners.
Mostly politics and movies. Sometimes both.
Movies @ https://letterboxd.com/mcarvin
Learning→trying→failing→repeatedly to develop an app for dog owners.
Mostly politics and movies. Sometimes both.
Movies @ https://letterboxd.com/mcarvin
What? You don’t want to get all done up like Gloria Swanson in Airport ‘75?
What are you even doing?
What are you even doing?
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
What? You don’t want to get all done up like Gloria Swanson in Airport ‘75?
What are you even doing?
What are you even doing?
Hey Mike,*how* many can you lose on party line votes now?
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Hey Mike,*how* many can you lose on party line votes now?
@hbomax.bsky.social @cnn.com Are you kidding me? Reruns of The Eighties and The Nineties on Election Night?
I assume this is what prospective subscribers can expect for their $8/mo starting in a few weeks?
I assume this is what prospective subscribers can expect for their $8/mo starting in a few weeks?
November 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
@hbomax.bsky.social @cnn.com Are you kidding me? Reruns of The Eighties and The Nineties on Election Night?
I assume this is what prospective subscribers can expect for their $8/mo starting in a few weeks?
I assume this is what prospective subscribers can expect for their $8/mo starting in a few weeks?
Visual communication.
Vibrant, active yellow.
Strong, reliable blue.
Black. Might as well label it “Brand X”.
Vibrant, active yellow.
Strong, reliable blue.
Black. Might as well label it “Brand X”.
October 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Visual communication.
Vibrant, active yellow.
Strong, reliable blue.
Black. Might as well label it “Brand X”.
Vibrant, active yellow.
Strong, reliable blue.
Black. Might as well label it “Brand X”.
From today’s “Free markets and personal liberties” Opinion page.
BTW, like an asteroid orbiting disturbingly near a planet, the piece _almost_ hits on some other addictions contributing to our ‘moral drift’ - anger, credulity and declining literacy in civics.
But that would require reflection.
BTW, like an asteroid orbiting disturbingly near a planet, the piece _almost_ hits on some other addictions contributing to our ‘moral drift’ - anger, credulity and declining literacy in civics.
But that would require reflection.
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
From today’s “Free markets and personal liberties” Opinion page.
BTW, like an asteroid orbiting disturbingly near a planet, the piece _almost_ hits on some other addictions contributing to our ‘moral drift’ - anger, credulity and declining literacy in civics.
But that would require reflection.
BTW, like an asteroid orbiting disturbingly near a planet, the piece _almost_ hits on some other addictions contributing to our ‘moral drift’ - anger, credulity and declining literacy in civics.
But that would require reflection.
I’m sorry _How tall_ are those flagpoles?
October 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m sorry _How tall_ are those flagpoles?
As opposed to this?
October 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
As opposed to this?
Speaking of concerned sons, I found this candid behind-the-scenes photo of the sons looking at their father.
October 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Speaking of concerned sons, I found this candid behind-the-scenes photo of the sons looking at their father.
"[Rep. Dave] Taylor believes it is the result of “foul play or vandalism,” the spokesperson said."
Yes. Foul play. Vandalism. Sure.
Yes. Foul play. Vandalism. Sure.
October 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"[Rep. Dave] Taylor believes it is the result of “foul play or vandalism,” the spokesperson said."
Yes. Foul play. Vandalism. Sure.
Yes. Foul play. Vandalism. Sure.
Dumbest fucking timeline.
October 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Dumbest fucking timeline.
I read the main pic caption as "Rep. Crockett Launcher" and thought "Yeah, we need Crockett Launchers. We need a bunch of Jasmine-model Congresspeople going up down left and right around this place. The more the better!"
October 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I read the main pic caption as "Rep. Crockett Launcher" and thought "Yeah, we need Crockett Launchers. We need a bunch of Jasmine-model Congresspeople going up down left and right around this place. The more the better!"
CNN and WBD must _really_ want whatever merger/spinoff/sale to happen quickly and smoothly.
October 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
CNN and WBD must _really_ want whatever merger/spinoff/sale to happen quickly and smoothly.
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
This might be the most 2025 we're-either-cooked-by-war-oligarchs-or-a-heroin-slinging-brainworm-carrying-whale-head-cutting-knucklehead headline I've seen.
October 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This might be the most 2025 we're-either-cooked-by-war-oligarchs-or-a-heroin-slinging-brainworm-carrying-whale-head-cutting-knucklehead headline I've seen.
Trying to put 3 Sean Spicers in a work shirt and balaclava is no way to produce newsertainment.
October 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Trying to put 3 Sean Spicers in a work shirt and balaclava is no way to produce newsertainment.
If it’s Hunter Biden, it’s obviously nepotism and corruption.
If it’s Don Jr., it’s … confusing.
If it’s Don Jr., it’s … confusing.
October 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If it’s Hunter Biden, it’s obviously nepotism and corruption.
If it’s Don Jr., it’s … confusing.
If it’s Don Jr., it’s … confusing.
October 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
That family really has a thing for the T's ascender penetrating whatever the secondary design element is.
September 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
That family really has a thing for the T's ascender penetrating whatever the secondary design element is.
“…an extraordinary breach of protocol…” is one way of putting it, I guess.
September 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“…an extraordinary breach of protocol…” is one way of putting it, I guess.
Did @nytpitchbot.bsky.social get in a snit with a WaPo opinions editor?
August 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Did @nytpitchbot.bsky.social get in a snit with a WaPo opinions editor?
“They stand there, up to the police, screaming in their face, spitting in their face”
Like this?
Like this?
August 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
“They stand there, up to the police, screaming in their face, spitting in their face”
Like this?
Like this?
Well, at least one of these notifications is accurate. 🤔
July 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Well, at least one of these notifications is accurate. 🤔