Matthew Byrd
mbyrd.bsky.social
Matthew Byrd
@mbyrd.bsky.social
Writer, author, columnist, playwright, and thesaurus owner. Check out my profile (and/or pictures of my dog) at www.matthewbyrdwork.com.
I'll never forget where I was the day those seafood towers fell.
August 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You two aren't beating the "AI is mostly championed by douchebags" allegations anytime soon.
June 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm holding out for that Crimson Tide Criterion.
June 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
On that note, each pope should be able to choose their own entrance music. Imagine the aura of "Jesus Christ Superstar" filling the room before the holy father swaggers in.
May 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I shouldn't have doubted them, but I wasn't expecting a lineup that good.
May 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I hear you. The bigger hope is that something like this either represents a trend or inspires one.
May 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is exactly how Frank Grimes was made an executive vice president only to be replaced by a heroic dog who pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car.
May 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
May 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Never knew he was from Philly. Did he ever clash with Baltimore natives Idris Elba and Dominic West on set?
May 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Don't you find it odd that everyone who describes themselves as "apolitical" in these interviews always does so as the set-up for a political statement?
May 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM