Matthew Byrd
@mbyrd.bsky.social
Writer, author, columnist, playwright, and thesaurus owner. Check out my profile (and/or pictures of my dog) at www.matthewbyrdwork.com.
The life of a showgirl?
August 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The life of a showgirl?
Snowy Halloween is such a good look. I wish we saw more of this in movies.
December 2, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Snowy Halloween is such a good look. I wish we saw more of this in movies.
I'm a simple man, so please explain how this isn't the best joke ever written.
November 26, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I'm a simple man, so please explain how this isn't the best joke ever written.
There's an Ozempic ad featuring a man staring me dead in the eyes as he stabs himself in the stomach (close-up on stomach) but sure, The Substance was over-the-top.
November 25, 2024 at 6:39 PM
There's an Ozempic ad featuring a man staring me dead in the eyes as he stabs himself in the stomach (close-up on stomach) but sure, The Substance was over-the-top.