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Mark Brzostowski
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Husband, dad, cook, reader, amateur photographer, retired actuary, student of Italian and a writer (if only in my dreams).
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Me and the regular group who like my posts.
Mr. Bean lying alone by the road side next to an empty field.
March 28, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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What I'll wear when I become dictator.
Christopher Walken as Emperor Shaddam IV in Dune part II. Looks like a Chinese Emperor in a purple gown with stylized jet black hair.
November 20, 2023 at 10:57 PM
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AI-image generated from my BlueSky profile. (using stablediffusionweb.com)
AI-generated image of old man at desk with multiple books and a manual typewriter.
November 15, 2023 at 12:12 AM
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My uber is here!
Photo of a sculpture of a small boy sitting on his father's shoulders. The boy is pulling Dad's hair and pointing, Dad is screaming in pain. (Photo was taken at Grounds for Sculture in Hamilton, New Jersey in March of 2022.)
October 18, 2023 at 5:31 PM
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I've gotten to the age where I'm considering a medic-alert tattoo.
Picture of the top of a bald head with a tattoo at the top: "If you can read this, help me back up."
October 4, 2023 at 9:21 PM
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Sign of aging (sigh).
Sign says, "Sex, Drugs & Rock 'N' Roll" with those words crossed out. Underneath it says, "just coffee for me, thanks".
September 29, 2023 at 4:08 PM
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It took me a second... then ouch.
Yoda is on Luke's shoulder in three panels. In panel one Yoda asks, "Why was Five afraid of seven?" In panel two Yoda answers "Because six seven eight." In the last panel Luke is experiencing the same "pun"-ishment you are right now.
September 26, 2023 at 9:43 PM
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Me, all over.
Man (me washing dishes) getting soaked by car passing through a huge puddle (spoon).
September 25, 2023 at 10:48 PM
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Sometimes you just don't want to do it yourself.
September 23, 2023 at 5:12 PM
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Why I'm a dog person.
September 17, 2023 at 7:09 PM