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Mark Brzostowski
@mbrzostowski.bsky.social
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Husband, dad, cook, reader, amateur photographer, retired actuary, student of Italian and a writer (if only in my dreams).
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Is this stool taken?" -- Sorry, I'll see myself out.
June 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Nothing says you're getting old like junk snail mail from the local mausoleum. Sigh.
April 5, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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AI-image generated from my BlueSky profile. (using stablediffusionweb.com)
AI-generated image of old man at desk with multiple books and a manual typewriter.
November 15, 2023 at 12:12 AM
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My uber is here!
Photo of a sculpture of a small boy sitting on his father's shoulders. The boy is pulling Dad's hair and pointing, Dad is screaming in pain. (Photo was taken at Grounds for Sculture in Hamilton, New Jersey in March of 2022.)
October 18, 2023 at 5:31 PM
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"The last thing that I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list." Is that an example of irony?
October 12, 2023 at 7:08 PM
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I've gotten to the age where I'm considering a medic-alert tattoo.
Picture of the top of a bald head with a tattoo at the top: "If you can read this, help me back up."
October 4, 2023 at 9:21 PM
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Sign of aging (sigh).
Sign says, "Sex, Drugs & Rock 'N' Roll" with those words crossed out. Underneath it says, "just coffee for me, thanks".
September 29, 2023 at 4:08 PM
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It took me a second... then ouch.
Yoda is on Luke's shoulder in three panels. In panel one Yoda asks, "Why was Five afraid of seven?" In panel two Yoda answers "Because six seven eight." In the last panel Luke is experiencing the same "pun"-ishment you are right now.
September 26, 2023 at 9:43 PM
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Why I'm a dog person.
September 17, 2023 at 7:09 PM
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There is wisdom in this...
September 16, 2023 at 5:26 PM
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Sea squirts have a brain and spinal cord connected to a single eye and a tail for swimming. Once they attach themselves to something, they no longer move and consume their own brain. Since retiring, I sometimes feel like a sea squirt.
September 16, 2023 at 3:32 PM
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Hello BlueSky! I wish you luck.
September 9, 2023 at 3:58 PM