Matt Blecker
@mblecks.bsky.social
UMich & Georgetown alumnus. Admirer of sports, sarcasm, and the finer things in life. #GoBlue
The inventor of hockey was like, “What if you take the worst aspects of basketball and soccer and combine them. It’ll be fast paced, but with a ton of turnovers and no scoring. Then, the only scoring will be a fluke from 5 deflections. Oh, and you can kill each other, too!”
February 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The inventor of hockey was like, “What if you take the worst aspects of basketball and soccer and combine them. It’ll be fast paced, but with a ton of turnovers and no scoring. Then, the only scoring will be a fluke from 5 deflections. Oh, and you can kill each other, too!”
ND’s offense is reminiscent of another blue and yellow team that I’m all too familiar with
January 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
ND’s offense is reminiscent of another blue and yellow team that I’m all too familiar with
This is so painful, but here we are…
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January 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is so painful, but here we are…
The last 2 minutes and OT of college basketball games are an unwatchable experience
January 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The last 2 minutes and OT of college basketball games are an unwatchable experience
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BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers are set to acquire TikTok from the Chinese government for $6.9 billion and plan to convert the platform into an intra-office messaging system. The Toronto Blue Jays are said to have been “close” to acquiring the site but short of LA’s winning bid.
January 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers are set to acquire TikTok from the Chinese government for $6.9 billion and plan to convert the platform into an intra-office messaging system. The Toronto Blue Jays are said to have been “close” to acquiring the site but short of LA’s winning bid.
I think I’m already at the 3rd stage of grief following the Lions performance last night
January 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I think I’m already at the 3rd stage of grief following the Lions performance last night
Blind QB resume:
Player A: 3,541 passing yards, 20 TD, 6 INT, 62.5%, 489 rushing yards, 2 fumbles
Player B: 3,568 passing yards, 25 TD, 9 INT, 69%, 891 rushing yards, 6 TD, 0 fumbles
Player C: 3,775 passing yards, 29 TD, 12 INT, 66.3%, 430 rushing yards, 4 TD, 0 fumbles
Player A: 3,541 passing yards, 20 TD, 6 INT, 62.5%, 489 rushing yards, 2 fumbles
Player B: 3,568 passing yards, 25 TD, 9 INT, 69%, 891 rushing yards, 6 TD, 0 fumbles
Player C: 3,775 passing yards, 29 TD, 12 INT, 66.3%, 430 rushing yards, 4 TD, 0 fumbles
January 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Blind QB resume:
Player A: 3,541 passing yards, 20 TD, 6 INT, 62.5%, 489 rushing yards, 2 fumbles
Player B: 3,568 passing yards, 25 TD, 9 INT, 69%, 891 rushing yards, 6 TD, 0 fumbles
Player C: 3,775 passing yards, 29 TD, 12 INT, 66.3%, 430 rushing yards, 4 TD, 0 fumbles
Player A: 3,541 passing yards, 20 TD, 6 INT, 62.5%, 489 rushing yards, 2 fumbles
Player B: 3,568 passing yards, 25 TD, 9 INT, 69%, 891 rushing yards, 6 TD, 0 fumbles
Player C: 3,775 passing yards, 29 TD, 12 INT, 66.3%, 430 rushing yards, 4 TD, 0 fumbles
OSU vs ND for the natty be like
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January 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
OSU vs ND for the natty be like
Did Sark learn nothing from the Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX? Just run it with Marshawn (aka Arch) 4 times in a row if need be
January 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Did Sark learn nothing from the Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX? Just run it with Marshawn (aka Arch) 4 times in a row if need be
Can someone please remind these teams that the forward pass was implemented in 1906.
January 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Can someone please remind these teams that the forward pass was implemented in 1906.
*Gibbs
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January 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
*Gibbs
OSU, PSU, and ND all making it to the #CFBPlayoff semis is karma for Michigan winning the natty last year, isn’t it?
January 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
OSU, PSU, and ND all making it to the #CFBPlayoff semis is karma for Michigan winning the natty last year, isn’t it?
WHAT IS TARGETING?!
January 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
WHAT IS TARGETING?!
Texas should have went for 2 after their last TD to go up 17.
January 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Texas should have went for 2 after their last TD to go up 17.
How can NFL kickers come up short on FGs under 60? That’s like a chip shot for Zvada
December 30, 2024 at 4:24 AM
How can NFL kickers come up short on FGs under 60? That’s like a chip shot for Zvada
Brb sending my resume to all the NFL teams to be their clock management and timeout director.
December 30, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Brb sending my resume to all the NFL teams to be their clock management and timeout director.
I need a live look at diehard Giants fans
December 29, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I need a live look at diehard Giants fans
All Bengals need to do is knee it and they win…
December 29, 2024 at 12:20 AM
All Bengals need to do is knee it and they win…
This Pitt-Toledo game needs to call a DD because it is extremely drunk
December 26, 2024 at 11:37 PM
This Pitt-Toledo game needs to call a DD because it is extremely drunk
Santa’s not allowed to deliver presents until the Hawaii Bowl goes to a 5th overtime
December 25, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Santa’s not allowed to deliver presents until the Hawaii Bowl goes to a 5th overtime
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Have we considered that the Chicago Bears should make the NFL playoffs because their division is just so strong and wins and losses shouldn't matter as much.
December 24, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Have we considered that the Chicago Bears should make the NFL playoffs because their division is just so strong and wins and losses shouldn't matter as much.
I’m all for player empowerment and striking while the iron’s hot for NIL benefits, but my lord the NCAA transfer portal is out of its damn mind.
December 9, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I’m all for player empowerment and striking while the iron’s hot for NIL benefits, but my lord the NCAA transfer portal is out of its damn mind.
Ranking SMU 1 spot above Clemson when Clemson just beat them this week is certainly a choice
December 8, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Ranking SMU 1 spot above Clemson when Clemson just beat them this week is certainly a choice
You absolutely cannot punish SMU for playing an extra game against a top 15 team while Bama/Ole Miss/Miami sat at home this weekend
December 8, 2024 at 4:59 AM
You absolutely cannot punish SMU for playing an extra game against a top 15 team while Bama/Ole Miss/Miami sat at home this weekend