MBeanDoodles
@mbeandoodles.bsky.social
Good thing real life insurance isn’t like this hahahaha 🇺🇸😬👍
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Good thing real life insurance isn’t like this hahahaha 🇺🇸😬👍
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The Wolf Who Leapt Through Time
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The Wolf Who Leapt Through Time
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
I love my cat but BOY does she test me
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I love my cat but BOY does she test me
Asking kids questions leads to some HILARIOUS results (1/2)
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Asking kids questions leads to some HILARIOUS results (1/2)
A spooky silly fashion log for HALLOWEEN! 👻🦇🐺🎃
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
A spooky silly fashion log for HALLOWEEN! 👻🦇🐺🎃
Shoutout to marine iguanas. Love these little freaks
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Shoutout to marine iguanas. Love these little freaks
Cross-posting here from Instagram: Had a lot of fun doing @beatrizrebolloart.bsky.social’s DTIYS challenge with this spooky guy!
#rebchallenge #dtiys #werewolf
#rebchallenge #dtiys #werewolf
October 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Cross-posting here from Instagram: Had a lot of fun doing @beatrizrebolloart.bsky.social’s DTIYS challenge with this spooky guy!
#rebchallenge #dtiys #werewolf
#rebchallenge #dtiys #werewolf
Harbor seals fashion log
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Harbor seals fashion log
Super Smash Brothers Melee!! 👊💥
October 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Super Smash Brothers Melee!! 👊💥
I’m possessed by an insatiable desire to make puns it seems
October 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’m possessed by an insatiable desire to make puns it seems
Zombie apocalypse with the kiddo
October 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Zombie apocalypse with the kiddo
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whole bunch of pikachus because i love them
September 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
whole bunch of pikachus because i love them
My current D&D character, a chaotic little owlin named Indiana Bones. She’s on a quest for knowledge (and more bones to add to her collection)
October 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My current D&D character, a chaotic little owlin named Indiana Bones. She’s on a quest for knowledge (and more bones to add to her collection)
Cam’s mom is my fav disaster butch
September 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Cam’s mom is my fav disaster butch
My favorite pokemon in the lionhardt style vs. my own personal style
September 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My favorite pokemon in the lionhardt style vs. my own personal style
Komodo dragons fashion log
September 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Komodo dragons fashion log
Alright finally FINALLY I have fashion logs 1-15 available on my shop for purchase! This 34-page pdf has all the fashion logs with a few bonus colored illustrations, plus early access to fashion logs #15! Priced $5 on my Kofi.
Thank you to everyone for all your support! Kofi link is in bio.
Thank you to everyone for all your support! Kofi link is in bio.
September 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Alright finally FINALLY I have fashion logs 1-15 available on my shop for purchase! This 34-page pdf has all the fashion logs with a few bonus colored illustrations, plus early access to fashion logs #15! Priced $5 on my Kofi.
Thank you to everyone for all your support! Kofi link is in bio.
Thank you to everyone for all your support! Kofi link is in bio.
This was just an excuse to draw Grumpy Morning Kara in one of Cam’s stupid t-shirts.
August 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This was just an excuse to draw Grumpy Morning Kara in one of Cam’s stupid t-shirts.
I love couples who get more stupid the closer in proximity they are to each other
August 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I love couples who get more stupid the closer in proximity they are to each other
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My partner and I saw you from across the room and actually hate your vibe. Yeah we’re going to beat the shit out of you, sorry.
August 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My partner and I saw you from across the room and actually hate your vibe. Yeah we’re going to beat the shit out of you, sorry.