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Malina Jacobowitz
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So on and so forth
There’s just too much news today
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Drake is so mad right now
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Being a Jets fan is like being a fan of slipping on bananas
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Being a Jets fan is like being a fan of stepping on rakes
October 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
No one I know who is opposed to ICE uses the phrase “anti-ICE” because it’s a stupid fucking way to say that
September 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
White on white violence is out of control, yall
September 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
People who love to quote the Bible seem kind of confused by the “reap what you sow” part
September 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Things keep getting more and more what the fuckier every day
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Doing the wave at a baseball game is the only thing that makes me proud to be an American anymore
July 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Why am I getting so many posts of men’s topless selfies and how do I turn off the internet
April 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Where even is the fucking rubicon anymore? We’re supposed to just keep wading through more and more rivers of SHIT until when? Until everyone this admin hates is dead or deported or so overcome with despair we wish we were both? Fuck man
April 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I feel like if I don’t see Titus Burgess in “Oh Mary!” I might die?
March 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
America is my Roman Empire
February 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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BREAKING: Indigenous activist Leonard Peltier released from prison after nearly 50 years
February 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Just put sugar on all the Danish Butter Cookies, man
February 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Adjusting my friend group based on how they felt about the Kendrick Lamar halftime show is extremely liberating
February 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
There is nothing harder than trying to remember someone’s husband’s name
January 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My dog has no spine ?
December 18, 2024 at 3:13 AM
I cannot stand how my husband, and everyone else, chews
December 12, 2024 at 12:12 AM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside
December 2, 2024 at 11:51 PM
There are two kinds of people in the world: people who finish a thought and
November 30, 2024 at 10:56 PM
What if this app turns me into the kind of person who just posts photos from my phone that aren’t even very good?
November 19, 2024 at 3:43 AM