Mazie
@maziethegrenlim.bsky.social
Twitter transplant. I’m either napping or yapping. Always hungry goblin.
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Since being on the Kofi landing page, my members jumped from 10 to 24! I'm donating a portion of all tips, sales, and membership subs to the Open Door food bank by tomorrow afternoon. I just started a fund to keep track. If anyone feels like buying me a coffee, here it is~
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November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Since being on the Kofi landing page, my members jumped from 10 to 24! I'm donating a portion of all tips, sales, and membership subs to the Open Door food bank by tomorrow afternoon. I just started a fund to keep track. If anyone feels like buying me a coffee, here it is~
ko-fi.com/valorie/goal...
ko-fi.com/valorie/goal...
No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Well I’m fucked 😂 Hopefully in more ways than one 😏
Well I’m fucked 😂 Hopefully in more ways than one 😏
January 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Well I’m fucked 😂 Hopefully in more ways than one 😏
Well I’m fucked 😂 Hopefully in more ways than one 😏
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When she’s possessive>>>
January 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
When she’s possessive>>>
When she’s possessive>>>
January 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
When she’s possessive>>>
Me- “ok I didn’t nap as much earlier in the day and only took a tiny rest before dinner. If I can stay up until bedtime, I might be able to sleep most of the night!”
Me, waking up at 10pm, covered in sweat, confused- “FUCK”
Me, waking up at 10pm, covered in sweat, confused- “FUCK”
December 31, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Me- “ok I didn’t nap as much earlier in the day and only took a tiny rest before dinner. If I can stay up until bedtime, I might be able to sleep most of the night!”
Me, waking up at 10pm, covered in sweat, confused- “FUCK”
Me, waking up at 10pm, covered in sweat, confused- “FUCK”
A Song of Earth and Monsters 👀
"A Court of Sun and Ruin"
I hate how that sounds real 😭
I hate how that sounds real 😭
December 29, 2024 at 2:32 AM
A Song of Earth and Monsters 👀
It’s too damn early for me to be this feral
December 28, 2024 at 1:21 PM
It’s too damn early for me to be this feral
TIL that my birthday is 100 days after Christmas. Took me almost 29 years 💀
December 25, 2024 at 2:30 PM
TIL that my birthday is 100 days after Christmas. Took me almost 29 years 💀
Being an adult is stupid. Where are my Christmas presents?? 😫
December 25, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Being an adult is stupid. Where are my Christmas presents?? 😫
31 months strong 💪
December 20, 2024 at 5:08 PM
31 months strong 💪
Brotherhood Of Old Bikers
December 17, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Brotherhood Of Old Bikers
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HORSE EYE!?!?
Ma'am, thats a cooter
Ma'am, thats a cooter
December 15, 2024 at 1:15 AM
HORSE EYE!?!?
Ma'am, thats a cooter
Ma'am, thats a cooter
If anybody wanted to get me a Christmas present, I really need a massage and chiropractic adjustment 😂😭
December 15, 2024 at 1:26 AM
If anybody wanted to get me a Christmas present, I really need a massage and chiropractic adjustment 😂😭
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When you answer bae's video call and it's just her cat
December 14, 2024 at 1:11 AM
When you answer bae's video call and it's just her cat
I’m going to sue the person that invented toddlers for emotional distress.
December 12, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I’m going to sue the person that invented toddlers for emotional distress.
Guys, Alexa writes really hot books, you should definitely check some out 👀 Pretty sure half of my kindle library is filled with her books 😌
Interested in my stories but not sure where to find them?
Let's help you solve that.
Amazon - geni.us/AlexaSommers
Audiobooks - geni.us/AlexaAudible
Let's help you solve that.
Amazon - geni.us/AlexaSommers
Audiobooks - geni.us/AlexaAudible
December 11, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Guys, Alexa writes really hot books, you should definitely check some out 👀 Pretty sure half of my kindle library is filled with her books 😌
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Whoever is asking Santa for a cute little asshole can you please stop because he keeps trying to kidnap me.
December 10, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Whoever is asking Santa for a cute little asshole can you please stop because he keeps trying to kidnap me.
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Remembering the time my west coast bestie sent me the funniest reactions to Wheel of Time Season 1 while I was asleep, and they went semi-viral on reddit 😆
My west coast bestie binged WoT season 1. I woke up to these messages
www.reddit.com
December 9, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Remembering the time my west coast bestie sent me the funniest reactions to Wheel of Time Season 1 while I was asleep, and they went semi-viral on reddit 😆
goo night, friends
December 8, 2024 at 6:35 AM
goo night, friends
I made a meme, please laugh
December 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I made a meme, please laugh
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December 7, 2024 at 4:54 PM
My new phone background makes it impossible to see what percentage my battery is at 💀
December 7, 2024 at 5:01 PM
My new phone background makes it impossible to see what percentage my battery is at 💀
I love how I have 3 friends named Val but they all technically have different names 😂
December 6, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I love how I have 3 friends named Val but they all technically have different names 😂
My phone is so sexy 😍
December 6, 2024 at 5:08 PM
My phone is so sexy 😍