The past year has been BAD for surgeries in my family, dude, do we need to fully put me under??? Like, my dad and fil both died last year due to surgical stuff, I'm not DELIGHTED to be here, ALSO my fear isn't the anaesthesia, it's DEATH and NEEDLES (probably not in that order) (maybe)

ALSO I'm only getting tubes put in my ears, WHY THE FUCK am I getting GA?! Like, originally the doc was like "you're getting the lowest, least amount of anaesthesia", then all of a sudden it's "have you ever had issues with general anaesthesia?" No, dude, but do I *need* it?

Take your lactaid first tho

Oooo I do love a good thorne